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Secret official government announcement

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John Howard and Peter Costello today announced that they are changing our emblem from the emu and kangaroo to a condom because it more accurately reflects the goverments political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.

Damm, it doesn't get more accurate than that.
 

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I think parliament house should be called the condom ,because the only things in & around there are a bunch of nuts ,pricks, arseholes & c@nts.
 

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