Risky behaviour

tookey said:
I am walking down oxford street tomorrow night without my pants on. Do you think that this could be risky?

Translated : I'm feeling a bit toey I might take a walk down Oxford street tomorrow night lots of gay blokes out from out of town. I can get em off and still keep my secret hidden in the closet
 
Laying on the lounge, the cats across my lap with his paw in my groin. If he gets a scare my boys are gona be pin cushions
 
mickqld said:
Laying on the lounge, the cats across my lap with his paw in my groin. If he gets a scare my boys are gona be pin cushions

I bet you're sitting there with a cap gun.

You're sick.
 
mickqld said:
Laying on the lounge, the cats across my lap with his paw in my groin. If he gets a scare my boys are gona be pin cushions

Why does the cat have ky on its paws
 
RL Gronk said:
mickqld said:
Laying on the lounge, the cats across my lap with his paw in my groin. If he gets a scare my boys are gona be pin cushions

Why does the cat have ky on its paws

Nah its slippery lube........ooop !!!! :lol:
 
mickqld said:
Laying on the lounge, the cats across my lap with his paw in my groin. If he gets a scare my boys are gona be pin cushions

Do you have whiskas on your groin?
 
bones said:
mickqld said:
Laying on the lounge, the cats across my lap with his paw in my groin. If he gets a scare my boys are gona be pin cushions

Do you have whiskas on your groin?
Gees that is so inappropriate and out of line bones.
He doesn't have whiskas he has Snappy Tom because thats what the cats of Australia choose
 
bones said:
mickqld said:
Laying on the lounge, the cats across my lap with his paw in my groin. If he gets a scare my boys are gona be pin cushions

Do you have whiskas on your groin?

No but if I grab the razor there'll be a shaved pussy.


This is how ****ing boring it is without Fri night footy. Godsake hurry up next week.
 
tookey said:
I am walking down oxford street tomorrow night without my pants on. Do you think that this could be risky?
I thought you did that every Saturday night 😉
 

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