cherry_poppins
Bencher
Its been a few days now since the announcement was made and sooner or later a another will follow that will see our country lose part of its heritage,while we may not be losing kangaroos,emus or koalas to extinction we have another 2 icons with numbered days
As a kid growing up and a Manly fan i knew hate,i knew love and i knew passion,this country is throwing away something more iconic than disgusting Vegemite
I am of course talking about the Falcon and impending doom of the Commodore,as a blue blood i already know my fate is sealed,my passion is being taken away by the rising sun (Mazda 3 oh how i despise you,you plastic piece of unmitigated rubbish),i blame Japan due to making more affordable cars than these 2 iconic brands,the Falcon has had a few near death experiences before but now we know the big Aussie is over,while the government gives Holden money for free to keep its plants up and running for an extra 2 years the same can't be done for its reason for being great,the Falcon is in fact the Commodores muse,as is the Commy to the big blue oval,the reduction of the tarriffs on these imports was a death knell for our long lived hero cars
When your stuck in the back seat of a Mazda 3 with your hanging goods stuck to both inner thighs you'll miss these legends as you prize your legs slowly but painfully apart,how will many of us one day become grandparents without the backseat of such a beautiful piece of Australia,the Falcon and Commodore is responsible for more "accidental" Australians than our beer will ever be,not to mention good luck carting more than 1 kid at a time in such a tiny tincan of absolute crap,heads will be bruised my friends,i assure you
They promise they aren't done in Australia,i for one do not have any desire to drive a bum dragging bucket of poorly crafted ****,i want to drive a car designed by this country for this country (and NZ),our roads and conditions make buying less durable cars a futile effort,our flag as a nation is BLUE,RED and WHITE (Falcon,Commodore......White goods on wheels *Cough Camry cough*),the travesty of this is we are being forced into a place where you'll all regret going,no more will you be able to look out of your Aussie car at one of our sunsets,blissfully cruising along in full comfort
We might as well get on our knees suck a big american load and discontinue cricket,start major league baseball up in its place followed by culling our native flora and fauna for american pit bulls and other trashy american crap,such as Lindsay Lohan among others,we will have our own Australian versions of snookie i can assure you,if you don't know what a snookie is i envy you
Our nations soul is being sold to the highest bidder and i for one would rather go get myself a rear wheel eurotrash car than drive anything Ford or Holden will bring in to "replace" these iconic machines
Rest in peace Australia,we shall miss thee
As a kid growing up and a Manly fan i knew hate,i knew love and i knew passion,this country is throwing away something more iconic than disgusting Vegemite
I am of course talking about the Falcon and impending doom of the Commodore,as a blue blood i already know my fate is sealed,my passion is being taken away by the rising sun (Mazda 3 oh how i despise you,you plastic piece of unmitigated rubbish),i blame Japan due to making more affordable cars than these 2 iconic brands,the Falcon has had a few near death experiences before but now we know the big Aussie is over,while the government gives Holden money for free to keep its plants up and running for an extra 2 years the same can't be done for its reason for being great,the Falcon is in fact the Commodores muse,as is the Commy to the big blue oval,the reduction of the tarriffs on these imports was a death knell for our long lived hero cars
When your stuck in the back seat of a Mazda 3 with your hanging goods stuck to both inner thighs you'll miss these legends as you prize your legs slowly but painfully apart,how will many of us one day become grandparents without the backseat of such a beautiful piece of Australia,the Falcon and Commodore is responsible for more "accidental" Australians than our beer will ever be,not to mention good luck carting more than 1 kid at a time in such a tiny tincan of absolute crap,heads will be bruised my friends,i assure you
They promise they aren't done in Australia,i for one do not have any desire to drive a bum dragging bucket of poorly crafted ****,i want to drive a car designed by this country for this country (and NZ),our roads and conditions make buying less durable cars a futile effort,our flag as a nation is BLUE,RED and WHITE (Falcon,Commodore......White goods on wheels *Cough Camry cough*),the travesty of this is we are being forced into a place where you'll all regret going,no more will you be able to look out of your Aussie car at one of our sunsets,blissfully cruising along in full comfort
We might as well get on our knees suck a big american load and discontinue cricket,start major league baseball up in its place followed by culling our native flora and fauna for american pit bulls and other trashy american crap,such as Lindsay Lohan among others,we will have our own Australian versions of snookie i can assure you,if you don't know what a snookie is i envy you
Our nations soul is being sold to the highest bidder and i for one would rather go get myself a rear wheel eurotrash car than drive anything Ford or Holden will bring in to "replace" these iconic machines
Rest in peace Australia,we shall miss thee