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Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by silvertail, Oct 27, 2012.

  1. silvertail

    silvertail Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    Yeah, yeah, yeah, slam me if you like for reviving another thread.

    Riddle me this. Does a pound of fat weigh more or less than a pound of muscle?

    That is the real question and the answer is obvious.

    Previous thread is nothing other than an unconscious collective thread begging our players to work a little harder in the off-season to cut a fine, lean and fit figure.
     
  2. Kiwi Eagle

    Kiwi Eagle Moderator Staff Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    Am glad you started this thread
     
  3. castle eagle

    castle eagle Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    so is this the thread where we discuss wether or not joey johns will be an assistant coach???
     
  4. bones

    bones Bones Knows

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    I thought this was a thread about Mark Riddell
     
  5. Berkeley_Eagle

    Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan

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    What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?


    #2

    You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?


    #3

    What goes up and down the stairs without moving?


    #4

    What can you catch but not throw?


    #5

    I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?


    #6

    What's black and white and red all over?



    #7

    What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

    #8

    I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?


    #9

    Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?


    #10

    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
     
  6. Daddycool

    Daddycool Well-Known Member

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    Ahh.... the off season!

    I got a couple of these before I had to google it.

    Still... clever.
     
  7. mozgrame

    mozgrame Well-Known Member

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    If friction causes heat, how long would a blue cattle dog have to root a billy-can full of water before it boils?
     
  8. globaleagle

    globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    A housewife!
     
  9. Napper

    Napper Well-Known Member

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    At least 4 hrs.
    [hr]
    What's black and white and red all over?

    A magpie in a blender?
    [hr]
     
  10. bones

    bones Bones Knows

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    What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A towel.


    What goes up and down the stairs without moving? The stair rail.


    What can you catch but not throw? A cold.



    What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper.



    I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? Sponge



    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? Coffin
     
  11. globaleagle

    globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    I reckon #5 would prob be a nose.

    #7 - stamp

    lol@#10 (woman) but a coffin.

    Pretty sure I've come across all the others.
     
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    • SeaEagleRock8

      SeaEagleRock8 Sea Eagle Lach Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      Sounds like you've been hurt Napper. Need some dating tips?
       
    • manlyfan76

      manlyfan76 Parra Trolls are the best. Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      Q: how did Out know when In was out?
      A: Instinct.
       
    • mozgrame

      mozgrame Well-Known Member

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      What's black and white and red all over? A nude sun bathing Michael Jackson.
       
    • TokyoEagle

      TokyoEagle Well-Known Member

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      #5 the mind
       
    • Brookie4eva

      Brookie4eva Well-Known Member

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      Just thought I'd leave this here ....

      [​IMG]
       
    • Stevo

      Stevo Well-Known Member

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      lol..
       
    • bones

      bones Bones Knows

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      So they both weigh the same then.... 5 pounds :p
       
    • Stevo

      Stevo Well-Known Member

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      Not if i get out my minute steak mallet and dedensify the muscle. Then the fat would definitely weigh more.
       
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      • Chip and Chase

        Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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        So looking at that picture it seems obvious that fat weighs more than muscle. Look how much bigger the bit of fat is, it's got to be heavier !!
         

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