Potential Divorce

[Ryan]

I told my wife that if we win say $15 million on powerball, I'd be paying Manly's salary cap for them for a year (3.5 million). She told me to shut the hell up, and in fact (she stated), "You know, you actually probably WOULD!!". I replied "yep". So she says:-

"Your just stupid. If I win powerball, I'm not going to tell you!!".

I wonder if I would notice !!

 

[The Fonz]

Why would ur mrs stay with you if she won lotto. She could have the beaver!

 

[Ryan]

Why settle for second best Fonz. She has perfection as it is. Plus, she prefers to sleep with men that doesn't sleep with headgear on !!!

 

[Fro]

If I won 15 mill on powerball I could have all the beaver I wanted

 

[The Fonz]

*finds Ryans joke so amuseing he laughs profusely*

Nice one.

 

[Ryan]

If I won 15 mill on powerball I could have all the beaver I wanted

If you have to pay for it dude - it aint worth having.
That said, a wife is a very draining expense....

j/k ladies....

 

[Fro]

Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

And no I've never paid cash for it 🙂

you think all those hot chicks flock to rich old farts for their personality?

 

[Ryan]

Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

Very true my friend. With me...it's my sanity !!! Nah - my girl is the best...I'll just trade her in when she reaches her 30's.

 

[Ryan]

Ooops....he he he...she has already turned 30 in 05. My biggy..

 

[Fro]

shes out of Warranty, hope nothing breaks on her before you trade up 🙂

 

[Garts]

[quote author=Fro]
Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

Very true my friend. With me...it's my sanity !!! Nah - my girl is the best...I'll just trade her in when she reaches her 30's.
[/quote]

thats what I keep saying.

have to remind her that my lease is almost up, so you better stop giving me grief otherwise I will upgrade to a new model, but if you behave I might payout out the residual.

 

[Fro]

if thats your missus in your avatar garts your Balloon payment would be a good one 🙂

 

[Garts]

I love my avatar 😀

 

[The Fonz]

I love your mrs boobs.

 

[Fluffy]

i love cake

 

[The Fonz]

I love lamp.