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Potential Divorce

Ryan

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I told my wife that if we win say $15 million on powerball, I'd be paying Manly's salary cap for them for a year (3.5 million). She told me to shut the hell up, and in fact (she stated), "You know, you actually probably WOULD!!". I replied "yep". So she says:-

"Your just stupid. If I win powerball, I'm not going to tell you!!".

I wonder if I would notice !!
 

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Why would ur mrs stay with you if she won lotto. She could have the beaver!
 

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Why settle for second best Fonz. She has perfection as it is. Plus, she prefers to sleep with men that doesn't sleep with headgear on !!!
 

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If I won 15 mill on powerball I could have all the beaver I wanted
 

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If I won 15 mill on powerball I could have all the beaver I wanted

If you have to pay for it dude - it aint worth having.
That said, a wife is a very draining expense....

j/k ladies.... :clap:
 

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Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

And no I've never paid cash for it :)

you think all those hot chicks flock to rich old farts for their personality?
 

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Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

Very true my friend. With me...it's my sanity !!! Nah - my girl is the best...I'll just trade her in when she reaches her 30's.
 

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Ooops....he he he...she has already turned 30 in 05. My biggy..
 

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shes out of Warranty, hope nothing breaks on her before you trade up :)
 

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[quote author=Fro]
Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

Very true my friend. With me...it's my sanity !!! Nah - my girl is the best...I'll just trade her in when she reaches her 30's.
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thats what I keep saying.

have to remind her that my lease is almost up, so you better stop giving me grief otherwise I will upgrade to a new model, but if you behave I might payout out the residual.
 

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if thats your missus in your avatar garts your Balloon payment would be a good one :)
 

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