Potential Divorce

Ryan

Journey Man
I told my wife that if we win say $15 million on powerball, I'd be paying Manly's salary cap for them for a year (3.5 million). She told me to shut the hell up, and in fact (she stated), "You know, you actually probably WOULD!!". I replied "yep". So she says:-

"Your just stupid. If I win powerball, I'm not going to tell you!!".

I wonder if I would notice !!
 

Ryan

Journey Man
Why settle for second best Fonz. She has perfection as it is. Plus, she prefers to sleep with men that doesn't sleep with headgear on !!!
 

Ryan

Journey Man
If I won 15 mill on powerball I could have all the beaver I wanted

If you have to pay for it dude - it aint worth having.
That said, a wife is a very draining expense....

j/k ladies.... :clap:
 

Fro

First Grader
Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

And no I've never paid cash for it :)

you think all those hot chicks flock to rich old farts for their personality?
 

Ryan

Journey Man
Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

Very true my friend. With me...it's my sanity !!! Nah - my girl is the best...I'll just trade her in when she reaches her 30's.
 

Garts

First Grader
[quote author=Fro]
Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

Very true my friend. With me...it's my sanity !!! Nah - my girl is the best...I'll just trade her in when she reaches her 30's.
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thats what I keep saying.

have to remind her that my lease is almost up, so you better stop giving me grief otherwise I will upgrade to a new model, but if you behave I might payout out the residual.
 

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