Potential Divorce

[Ryan]

I told my wife that if we win say $15 million on powerball, I'd be paying Manly's salary cap for them for a year (3.5 million). She told me to shut the hell up, and in fact (she stated), "You know, you actually probably WOULD!!". I replied "yep". So she says:-

"Your just stupid. If I win powerball, I'm not going to tell you!!".

I wonder if I would notice !!

 

[The Fonz]

Why would ur mrs stay with you if she won lotto. She could have the beaver!

 

[Ryan]

Why settle for second best Fonz. She has perfection as it is. Plus, she prefers to sleep with men that doesn't sleep with headgear on !!!

 

[Fro]

If I won 15 mill on powerball I could have all the beaver I wanted

 

[The Fonz]

*finds Ryans joke so amuseing he laughs profusely*

Nice one.

 

[Ryan]

If I won 15 mill on powerball I could have all the beaver I wanted

If you have to pay for it dude - it aint worth having.
That said, a wife is a very draining expense....

j/k ladies....

 

[Fro]

Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

And no I've never paid cash for it

you think all those hot chicks flock to rich old farts for their personality?

 

[Ryan]

Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

Very true my friend. With me...it's my sanity !!! Nah - my girl is the best...I'll just trade her in when she reaches her 30's.

 

[Ryan]

Ooops....he he he...she has already turned 30 in 05. My biggy..

 

[Fro]

shes out of Warranty, hope nothing breaks on her before you trade up

 

[Garts]

[quote author=Fro]
Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

Very true my friend. With me...it's my sanity !!! Nah - my girl is the best...I'll just trade her in when she reaches her 30's.
[/quote]

thats what I keep saying.

have to remind her that my lease is almost up, so you better stop giving me grief otherwise I will upgrade to a new model, but if you behave I might payout out the residual.

 

[Fro]

if thats your missus in your avatar garts your Balloon payment would be a good one

 

[Garts]

I love my avatar

 

[The Fonz]

I love your mrs boobs.

 

[Fluffy]

i love cake

 

[The Fonz]

I love lamp.