Post-It Notes - For those little things you might forget

[clontaago]

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[Dan]

GOLD!

 

[earl]

Ahh yes,
Many a morning spent looking through a chicks mail to find out her name. Could have used the post-it-note thoey but problem is I dont know their name when i pick them up.

 

[clontaago]

I dropped a chick off in the city one morning and asked if I could get her number. When she said yes, I handed her my phone as for the life of me I couldnt remember her name.

She looked straight through me and said, "You dont remember my name do you". To which I replied no. "Well you dont get my ****ing number then" and slams the door shut.

Should have made her get a taxi.

 

[PJ]

lol....the worst is when you not only don't remember their name but how they got to your bed and whether or not you did the deed!

 

[clontaago]

Or when you wake up in their bed, near naked, not knowing what suburb you are even in, looking at the person laying next to you with a shaved head and too many piercings, thinking that you might have just shagged the ugliest lesbian on earth.

 

[earl]

Or when you wake up in their bed, near naked, not knowing what suburb you are even in, looking at the person laying next to you with a shaved head and too many piercings, thinking that you might have just shagged the ugliest lesbian on earth.

i dont think HE was a lesbian Clonny. :blaugh:

 

[PJ]

Or when you wake up in their bed, near naked, not knowing what suburb you are even in, looking at the person laying next to you with a shaved head and too many piercings, thinking that you might have just shagged the ugliest lesbian on earth.

ha lol....that same thing happened to someone I know called Doug....

 

[clontaago]

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Or when you wake up in their bed, near naked, not knowing what suburb you are even in, looking at the person laying next to you with a shaved head and too many piercings, thinking that you might have just shagged the ugliest lesbian on earth.

i dont think HE was a lesbian Clonny. :blaugh:

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Earl I had to blink a few times just to make sure mate.

 

[Dan]

lol. Doug that story will forever go down as one of the funniest situations a mate has ever been in.

I reckon you ran one through her as well!

 

[clontaago]

8)

 

[Dan]

I knew it.......YOu shagged a man!

 

[Garts]

My soon to be brother in law took home what he thought was a girl, went for the grope and grabbed a handfull of cock & balls :blaugh: :blaugh:

I would have taken that to the grave,no one would need to know about it, ever!!!!!

 

[Dan]

Are you kidding me???/

Part of the charm of a first night dance floor party is going the grope, it is what you check first! Grope....cool want to come to my place?

vs

Grope.....oh **** get out of my room, then the dude beating you down and groping you!

 

[Garts]

Well thats what he told me, and I dont know why you would make something like that up. Its all kinds of wrong!!!!

 

[Dan]

Yeah it is hardly a bragging point.

It would quite clearly be a "My mate" story at best!!!!

I still like Dougs.

I use the technique of handing over my phone to get them to type in the name

have done it with most of the girls I have been with because for some reason as soon as they start talking I just completely lose interest and stop listening

 

[earl]

Are you kidding me???/

Part of the charm of a first night dance floor party is going the grope, it is what you check first! Grope....cool want to come to my place?

vs

Grope.....oh **** get out of my room, then the dude beating you down and groping you!

Your all class boss.
I would usually look for the Adams Apple first.

What do you do if she rocks back in disgust.
"Oh sorry , just checking to see if you are in fact a sheila." :lol:

 

[Dan]

What do you do if she rocks back in disgust.
\"Oh sorry , just checking to see if you are in fact a sheila.\" :lol:

Never happens mate.....never happens!

 

[Narcissus]

Yeah but Dan you seem to be too pretty to be a boy and so when you go the grope they probably just think that they're getting some dyke action!

They're probably the ones that are a little disappointed when you whip out the little ones...

 

[Dan]

Yeah but Dan you seem to be too pretty to be a boy and so when you go the grope they probably just think that they're getting some dyke action!

They're probably the ones that are a little disappointed when you whip out the little ones...

By that stage it is too late for them.......ha ha ha