Poor horse

[Dan]

Dear Volley,

not a whole lot

 

[Fro]

Dear Wankers

Please remove your hands from it. :blah: :blah:

And Dear Mata

it will be announced in the next few days that J Hopoate will be the new guidance counsellor for the mighty eagles faithful, thereby justifying his large payout. Part of his duties will be the agony Aunt (hope nobody has Aunties that ugly) for all Many realted websites, so you have been usurped by the hopster :lol: :lol:

 

[Matabele]

I doubt Hoppa could string two words together unless they were "bring me kava woman".

How prophetic does that little issue about Hoppa's dream woman seem now in hindsight?

I wonder how his wife felt getting dragged through the judiciary to protect his "image" after what he'd said about her in his profile?

Contradictory?

 

[fLIP]

Deary me.

Perhap hoppa should have given himself some guidence throughout his career. The last thing we need is all our players on a head hunting mission.

 

[Hopium]

There is a 70 year old case from the House of Lords in England which proves that a horse with a feather pillow on its back is a bird...

Just thought I should say that.

Sorry

 

[Dan]

can you give us case details and cite so I can look that up cause thats an awesome fact

 

[Hopium]

I gotta go through my old stuff for that. I did it in first year...
But it was to do with the Birds Act. A bloke was caught flogging his horse... .
I'll go on a search but I cant guarantee anything.
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[Dan]

i will hunt it down its ok.

I think I remember something like that in one of michael Caines books

 

[Hopium]

Found it!

http://www.tamerlane.ca/library/cases/humour/r_v_ojibway.htm

Sorry is from '65 and is canadian.

Damn I love the law. It's full of s**t!!


I remember vaguely reading a transcript of the arguments of the prosecutor.

My memory is not too good at the moment.

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[Dan]

cheers.

 

[Hopium]

nurries

 

[byso]

Dear Jazza!


Who cares about the poor horse. It lost the race so the punter is pissed off.

It deserved a belting!!!!!!.......lol

!BDH! !BDH! "You cost me $100- bastard horse!"
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[Dan]

oneof your best byso.

 

[Fluffy]

as long as there were no birds on its back

 

[Hopium]

I think you mean pillow

 

[Dan]

Doesnt he usually bite them?

 

[Hopium]

Wee, since he's completely straight... he only bites them if I'm feeling really naughty and Katie's home.

If she's not home... who cares about being noisy?? !amazed

 

[Fluffy]

Zap are you cracking onto me??

 

[Dan]

Fluffy, do you want me to be?

 

[Fluffy]

Id rather you didnt.

I have enough trouble keeping all the women away.

Maybe you should give Biso a call