Ralphie
Bencher
With three weeks to kick off I couldn’t possibly be more excited, positive or optimistic. Let’s go through the team and assess one by one after consulting the crystal ball:
1. Snake – The best fullback in the business, I know he hasn’t played for 2 years but I’m sure he’ll hit the ground running as good as ever.
2. Robbo – Age has not wearied him. He’s as fast as ever!
3. Jamie – Best in the world, don’t worry, that troublesome ankle won’t affect him at all.
4. Matai – This suspension has taught him a lesson, there’ll be no more penalties from him let alone suspensions.
5. Wolfie – Same as Snake, a year off footy won’t affect him at all.
6. Foran – I’m super confident there’ll be no 2nd year syndrome for him, he’s above all that.
7. DCE – Rookie or not, he’s going to set the world on fire, you just watch.
8. Kitey – You watch his aggression, just like 2008, not at all like 2009 or 2010.
9. Ballin – I see a really strong year from Matty….seriously
10. Kingy - You watch his aggression, just like 2008, not at all like 2009 or 2010.
11. Choc - ……………he’s speeding towards a stella year without controversy to distract him. I predict few penalties and no dropped balls
12. Rodney – Guaranteed to get through the year without injury, Dally M 2nd rower of the year
13. Glenn – No longer an angry man after the acquittal. You watch his aggression, just like 2008, not at all like 2009 or 2010.
14. Smokin Joe – Drinking from the fountain of youth, go you good thing
15. Cross – Has vowed not to be tossed around like a rag doll this year…..you watch, he really means it this time
16. Rose – Just look how trim he is, he will go for 60 minutes no problems. Has promised not to go to Maccas ever again
17. Seu Seu – has found speed, strength & guile in the off season, will make Le Strange look like a 2nd class player
18. T-Rex – He’s finally got it. Straight and hard for him every time in 2011
We are a top 4 side for sure. I am oozing positivity (No such word I know), indeed, I am so optimistic of 2011 that I am immediately placing a significant wager on us to win the comp and I encourage everyone to do the same.
Definition of Optimism: A tendency to expect the best possible outcome or dwell on the most hopeful aspects of a situation, regardless of the reality of a situation.
1. Snake – The best fullback in the business, I know he hasn’t played for 2 years but I’m sure he’ll hit the ground running as good as ever.
2. Robbo – Age has not wearied him. He’s as fast as ever!
3. Jamie – Best in the world, don’t worry, that troublesome ankle won’t affect him at all.
4. Matai – This suspension has taught him a lesson, there’ll be no more penalties from him let alone suspensions.
5. Wolfie – Same as Snake, a year off footy won’t affect him at all.
6. Foran – I’m super confident there’ll be no 2nd year syndrome for him, he’s above all that.
7. DCE – Rookie or not, he’s going to set the world on fire, you just watch.
8. Kitey – You watch his aggression, just like 2008, not at all like 2009 or 2010.
9. Ballin – I see a really strong year from Matty….seriously
10. Kingy - You watch his aggression, just like 2008, not at all like 2009 or 2010.
11. Choc - ……………he’s speeding towards a stella year without controversy to distract him. I predict few penalties and no dropped balls
12. Rodney – Guaranteed to get through the year without injury, Dally M 2nd rower of the year
13. Glenn – No longer an angry man after the acquittal. You watch his aggression, just like 2008, not at all like 2009 or 2010.
14. Smokin Joe – Drinking from the fountain of youth, go you good thing
15. Cross – Has vowed not to be tossed around like a rag doll this year…..you watch, he really means it this time
16. Rose – Just look how trim he is, he will go for 60 minutes no problems. Has promised not to go to Maccas ever again
17. Seu Seu – has found speed, strength & guile in the off season, will make Le Strange look like a 2nd class player
18. T-Rex – He’s finally got it. Straight and hard for him every time in 2011
We are a top 4 side for sure. I am oozing positivity (No such word I know), indeed, I am so optimistic of 2011 that I am immediately placing a significant wager on us to win the comp and I encourage everyone to do the same.
Definition of Optimism: A tendency to expect the best possible outcome or dwell on the most hopeful aspects of a situation, regardless of the reality of a situation.