Parrot's Prostrate

[Matabele]

This is what you get for lurking around in toilets in London probably.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/talkback-king-alan-jones-fights-cancer/2008/07/03/1214950907478.html

For, no need to correct the "mistake" in the title.  It is a hopeful prediction. 

 

[The Gronk]

When the doctor did the finger test I bet he enjoyed it so much he went to get a second, third, fourth opinion. 

 

[Guest]

He probably should get checked out for colon cancer as well.

 

[Canteen Worker]

I loved it when he said "We are not into dying!"

Firstly he is not a plural and secondly even he does not control his own mortality.

 

[Matabele]

When the doctor did the finger test I bet he enjoyed it so much he went to get a second, third, fourth opinion. 

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that!  (Unless you're John Laws)

 

[Jatz Crackers]

Did John Hopoate offer an opinion.

 

[ManlyBacker]

You wouldn't wish this condition on any man, but I'm happy to make an exception this time.

 

[Matabele]

I'm told it has just been re-confirmed by the 312th doctor consulted. 

 

[The Gronk]

I'm told it has just been re-confirmed by the 312th doctor consulted. 

...and the doctor's surgery was located in the mens room in the middle of Hyde Park