Eagles be trollin' big time, so much hate for the Eagles in the NFC east. For those playing at home, here's how the Eagles have managed to troll the F out of the rest of the division:
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- Traded McNabb to the Skins for a 2nd & 4th rnd pick. McNabb sucked so hard that the Skins have just recently traded him to the Vikes for a 6th rnd pick (which is far more than anyone expected them to get). The picks the Eagles received turned into Nate Allen (our starting FS) & Trevard Lindley (4th CB & apparent successor to Asante Samuel). Skins are left red faced & look even stupider than everyone already thought they were.
- Cowboys & Jets both gunned hard for Nnamdi Asomugha in free agency. Jets fell behind the Boys & the Boys thought they had Nnamdi. Rob Ryan, Jerry Jones & his son started celebrating in the middle of a Cowboys practice & announced to the team that they had Nnamdi. 15min later Jerry Jones sees the ESPN breaking news - Nnamdi signed with the Eagles. Jerry Jones cries (no, I am not making this up).
- Giants fan favourite & franchise record holder (107 receptions in 2009) receiver, Steve Smith hits free agency after missing the end of last year with a microfracture in his knee. Giants try to resign him but he turns them down to go with the Eagles, says that the Giants disrespected him. VaGiants fans go skitzo (Check Steve Smith's Facebook page for some of the most vile yet hilarious things you will ever see on FB).
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