COMMANDER said:
Jono said:
Wolfpack said:
Nice
Fortunately not long after this occurrence some real men decided to break away and set up a State further to the north as the an all pervading culture of daintiness and latte sipping metrosexualism had gripped the decrepit, crumbling ruin of the original State.
Not long? it could be argued that 89 years is considered a long time by most people. 89 years of being nothing more than a footnote.
In the time since you've managed to achieve such great acts as actually electing Joh Bjelke-Petersen as your premier, kidnapping Pacific Islanders to work your sugar cane fields, becoming the flood capital of Australia, not understanding how daylight savings works & unleashing the undying evil that is the Brisbane Broncos onto the world. On the flip side, your claims to fame are holding the World Expo & being sunny, as Queenslanders fail to realise that the sun does, in fact, shine everywhere else as well.
As for the 'latte sipping metrosexualism', I'll have you know that it's espresso sipping metrosexualism. Frothing milk takes time & time is money. Who do you think we are, Victorians?