<p>IT WAS 6am, and NRL boss David Gallop was looking forcefully into his bathroom mirror performing his daily affirmations. ''Today I will be the best possible chief executive of the best NRL in the world!'' he repeated, as the can of shaving foam he was shaking exploded violently, shattering the mirror and leaving Gallop with mild lacerations.</p> <a href="http://www.silvertails.net/news/5423-start-the-season-before-someone-gets-hurt.html">Read the full article</a>
Im coming out of the gate early and declaring that that article is a complete work of fiction. I mean how gullible do they think we are to believe that headline "NRL Stars In Violent Nude Hot Tub Porn Star Betting Scandal Romp" without the words "alcohol fuelled" at the beginning.
Just had a call from Des to inform me that there was one glaring error in this article. "As Gallop walked down the drive-way past the large brown mess covering his BMW - what were the odds of a flock of 700 seagulls defecating simultaneously on one car? " They were of course, 700 Sea Eagles.
