New Sponsorship Deal Announced

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Manly Warringah Sea Eagles are pleased to announce a new major sponsor for season 2006 and beyond. Chief Executive Officer Pat Wilson has confirmed that a 3-year major sponsorship deal has been signed with pharmaceutical company Pfizer Australia. From next year the Sea Eagles will carry the Viagra logo on the famous Maroon and White strip.

Mr. Wilson said Pfizer Australia was a welcome addition to the Sea Eagles growing corporate business partners,

"It is a significant sponsorship agreement and we have been in negotiations with Pfizer for the past few months and the announcement comes on the back of recent exciting news related to player signings. It signals an indication that the Sea Eagles are on the way up.”

Wilson was joined by James Price of Pfizer Australia in making the announcement this morning at the Sea Eagles Narrabeen headquarters. Mr. Price explained the marketing strategy behind their decision to enter into a long-term deal with the Manly club

“It has been painfully obvious to all and sundry that Manly’s attack this year has been impotent. We saw a golden opportunity to align our world famous brand with, metaphorically speaking, a team suffering from the rugby league equivalent of erectile dysfunction “

“With the signings of Orford and Bell, and with Viagra on board, we are confident that we will see Manly rise to the occasion next season.” Mr. Price said.

Manly Coach Des Hasler added the following comments

“We are confident that off season surgery will remove some of the blood clots in our attack, and this new deal will put some lead back in our pencil. We expect a turgid season in 2006, and look forward to going all the way to sealing the deal come September.”

*** Warning the above article contains traces of parody and should not be consumed by those suffering from a depleted sense of humour ***
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Well our defence has needed some stiffening for a few years now, hoepfully this will do the trick


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*insert bad penis/erection joke here*
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You'd find it very hard to get a major company to back a team that so obviously has a losing culture. I can tell you this 1st hand.
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He is beyond help. All that bone chewing has caused calcium overload. ** WOOF **


I am afraid viagra won't help some of our players who have to sit down to go to the toilet.


All this talk about viagra, maybe we could field some of our cheerleaders this weekend, they could throw around a few good curves. Sure they would catch more passes. Show good ball handling skills. Getting a standing ovation should be no problem, and it could harden the cold, Canberra chill.
Woops forgot - no christmas holds allowed.
And of cause they could not play much worse

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