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Ive been off Crook for a while but here is my attempted foray into the humour ranks...



The Pal Dog Biscuit Diet


A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....

I was in KMart buying a large bag of Pal for my Labrador Retriever
and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention
here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my
story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd
been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no.....I'd
been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.


I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
 
Sorry MB its not my work, wish it was :)

just another of the many emails recieved by us all. Every now and then there is a gem in amongst the rubbish.
 
It could do with a more natural feel to the story but otherwise the sentiment is hilarious
 

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