Welcome!

By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

SignUp Now!

Mundine goes to hospital

byso

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jul 19, 2004
Messages
9,622
Reaction score
128
Mundine saw the doctor and said “what’s wrong with me, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused” the doctor said “I’m not surprised, you are a ****”
 

Nutzcraw

Active Member
Joined
Oct 5, 2005
Messages
4,826
Reaction score
4
Byso,

When you post something.. do you ever add a thought or anything meaningful or do you just try to piss someone off everytime???

Mundine ****s us all at times but this is clearly to stir.
 

Nutzcraw

Active Member
Joined
Oct 5, 2005
Messages
4,826
Reaction score
4
I know it's a joke. It could have been made up about anyone.

I'm not a mundine fan personally.. but you know yourself you put it up to stir.
 

Kiwi Eagle

Moderator
Staff member
2018 Tipping Competitor
Joined
Nov 12, 2004
Messages
16,314
Reaction score
7,584
Something i heard the other day to lift the thread up a bit

--------

A pregnant woman, who is having triplets, goes to the bank. As she is in there an armed holdup occurs, some shots get fired and she gets shot in the stomach 3 times.

She is rushed to the hospital, and the doctors are able to save her and deliver all the babies, 2 girls and 1 boy.

16 years later the mother is sitting there, and 1 of the girls comes up to her and says "Mum, something weird has just happened, i was having a pee and heard this noise, and i looked into the toilet and saw a bullet there". So Mum explained the story to her about what had happened 16 years earlier. A week later, same scenario occurs with girl 2 and mum explains again.

Then the boy came out looking concerned, went up to mum and started to explain and mum says "I know son, you were having a pee and a bullet came out" to which he replied "No mum, its much worse than that. I was having a wank and i shot the cat !!"
 

Dan

Kim Jong Dan
Staff member
Administrator
2018 Tipping Competitor
2019 Tipping Competitor
Joined
Jul 15, 2004
Messages
35,685
Reaction score
11,487
we are just all class ont his site arent we?

but funny none the less
 

Nutzcraw

Active Member
Joined
Oct 5, 2005
Messages
4,826
Reaction score
4
[quote author=Nutzcraw]

I know it's a joke. It could have been made up about anyone.

Nutz goes to hospital.....

Just kidding mate. :drunk:
[/quote]

There is probably one or two blokes around the traps telling that joke right now :) :lol:
 

Jatz Crackers

Moderator
Staff member
Joined
Nov 5, 2005
Messages
9,326
Reaction score
1,636
You would be crackers if you think Jatz is going to hospital. Its a (censored) of an idea.
 

Matabele

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jul 15, 2004
Messages
23,083
Reaction score
529
Mundine saw the doctor and said “what’s wrong with me, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused” the doctor said “I’m not surprised, you are a ****”

Now we know why Byso raises the flag every time he sees a picture of Monaghan.
 

byso

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jul 19, 2004
Messages
9,622
Reaction score
128
We all know Joe Williams makes you weak at the knees.
 

fLIP

UFO Hunter
Joined
Jul 15, 2004
Messages
7,469
Reaction score
2,876
Thats all it was about hey byso.

Bait and bait and bait and bait and bait.... then, when the time is right and matabele sticks his head out for a peek you pounce with all you've got...

Joe Williams. ;)
 

Matabele

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jul 15, 2004
Messages
23,083
Reaction score
529
We all know Joe Williams makes you weak at the knees.

If we had a lamest comebacks thread this would surely top the list.
 

Fluffy

Well-Known Member
Joined
Nov 12, 2004
Messages
21,154
Reaction score
7,846
it would be full of you me and byso so theres really no point
 

byso

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jul 19, 2004
Messages
9,622
Reaction score
128
Your comeback was hardly ground breaking Mata. ;)
 

2020 Ladder

Team P W D L PD Pts
1 Panthers 20 18 1 1 299 37
2 Storm 20 16 0 4 258 32
3 Eels 20 15 0 5 104 30
4 Roosters 20 14 0 6 230 28
5 Raiders 20 14 0 6 128 28
6 Rabbitohs 20 12 0 8 169 24
7 Knights 20 11 1 8 47 23
8 Sharks 20 10 0 10 0 20
9 Titans 20 9 0 11 -117 18
10 Warriors 20 8 0 12 -115 16
11 Tigers 20 7 0 13 -65 14
12 Dragons 20 7 0 13 -74 14
13 Sea Eagles 20 7 0 13 -134 14
14 Cowboys 20 5 0 15 -152 10
15 Bulldogs 20 3 0 17 -222 6
16 Broncos 20 3 0 17 -356 6
Top Bottom