Something i heard the other day to lift the thread up a bit
A pregnant woman, who is having triplets, goes to the bank. As she is in there an armed holdup occurs, some shots get fired and she gets shot in the stomach 3 times.
She is rushed to the hospital, and the doctors are able to save her and deliver all the babies, 2 girls and 1 boy.
16 years later the mother is sitting there, and 1 of the girls comes up to her and says "Mum, something weird has just happened, i was having a pee and heard this noise, and i looked into the toilet and saw a bullet there". So Mum explained the story to her about what had happened 16 years earlier. A week later, same scenario occurs with girl 2 and mum explains again.
Then the boy came out looking concerned, went up to mum and started to explain and mum says "I know son, you were having a pee and a bullet came out" to which he replied "No mum, its much worse than that. I was having a wank and i shot the cat !!"