Mundine goes to hospital

[byso]

Mundine saw the doctor and said “what’s wrong with me, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused” the doctor said “I’m not surprised, you are a ****”

 

[Nutzcraw]

Byso,

When you post something.. do you ever add a thought or anything meaningful or do you just try to piss someone off everytime???

Mundine ****s us all at times but this is clearly to stir.

 

[byso]

Its a joke


Get a life.

 

[Nutzcraw]

I know it's a joke. It could have been made up about anyone.

I'm not a mundine fan personally.. but you know yourself you put it up to stir.

 

[byso]

As I said, get a life.

 

[Nutzcraw]

:lol:

Ok, no worries.

 

[byso]

 

[Nutzcraw]

:sleep:

 

[Kiwi Eagle]

Something i heard the other day to lift the thread up a bit

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A pregnant woman, who is having triplets, goes to the bank. As she is in there an armed holdup occurs, some shots get fired and she gets shot in the stomach 3 times.

She is rushed to the hospital, and the doctors are able to save her and deliver all the babies, 2 girls and 1 boy.

16 years later the mother is sitting there, and 1 of the girls comes up to her and says "Mum, something weird has just happened, i was having a pee and heard this noise, and i looked into the toilet and saw a bullet there". So Mum explained the story to her about what had happened 16 years earlier. A week later, same scenario occurs with girl 2 and mum explains again.

Then the boy came out looking concerned, went up to mum and started to explain and mum says "I know son, you were having a pee and a bullet came out" to which he replied "No mum, its much worse than that. I was having a wank and i shot the cat !!"

 

[Dan]

we are just all class ont his site arent we?

but funny none the less

 

[clontaago]

I know it's a joke. It could have been made up about anyone.

Nutz goes to hospital.....

Just kidding mate.

 

[Nutzcraw]

[quote author=Nutzcraw]

I know it's a joke. It could have been made up about anyone.

Nutz goes to hospital.....

Just kidding mate.
[/quote]

There is probably one or two blokes around the traps telling that joke right now :lol:

 

[Jatz Crackers]

You would be crackers if you think Jatz is going to hospital. Its a (censored) of an idea.

 

[Matabele]

Mundine saw the doctor and said “what’s wrong with me, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused” the doctor said “I’m not surprised, you are a ****”

Now we know why Byso raises the flag every time he sees a picture of Monaghan.

 

[byso]

We all know Joe Williams makes you weak at the knees.

 

[fLIP]

Thats all it was about hey byso.

Bait and bait and bait and bait and bait.... then, when the time is right and matabele sticks his head out for a peek you pounce with all you've got...

Joe Williams.

 

[Matabele]

We all know Joe Williams makes you weak at the knees.

If we had a lamest comebacks thread this would surely top the list.

 

[Fluffy]

it would be full of you me and byso so theres really no point

 

[byso]

Your comeback was hardly ground breaking Mata.