Why are they called Rockers? 1. After a dodgy 70s song that gets flogged to death at home games. 2. Because they still live at home with Mummy and that'd be how they get to sleep each night. 3. It's a term coined by Centrelink workers for how the queue shuffles forward. 4. It's a real, like, cool term, baby. 5. That's what they're off. 6. All of the above.