Moscow home game?

[Berkeley_Eagle]

* Moscow home game?

THE Sea Eagles new major sponsorship from Russian-based international IT security company Kaspersky Lab opens up some intriguing possibilities.

“We might have a home game in Moscow, that would be good wouldn’t it,” Manly coach Des Hasler said.

“I just hope it’s not in winter, we might be six feet under the snow.”

Speaking about the deal, Hasler described it as a “real coup for the club.”

“The magnitude and the size of Kaspersky is just fantastic,” he said.

“They say timing is everything and Kaspersky have timed it very well haven’t they, given the side is in a good position at the moment.”

 

[Fluffy]

good fluff piece from des to keep them in the media and therfore happy

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

A MWTS trip to Russia

 

[bob dylan]

Sign me up Mark "old comrad" for the Moscow trip.

 

[Rusty]

In Russia league plays you.

 

[tookey]

I am afraid that the team cannot play in Russia because there would be too much risk that the players would go out robbing hairdressing salons in their spare time:

http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/weird/hairdresser-karate-kicks-bandit-ties-him-up-feeds-him-viagra-and-uses-him-as-sex-slave-for-three-days/story-e6frep26-1226093603617

Hairdresser karate kicks bandit, ties him up, feeds him Viagra and uses him as sex slave for three days

From: Daily Mail
July 13, 20119:44AM

A MAN who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.

The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.

Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.

Both have now been arrested.

When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

 

[manlyfan76]

NRL on ice?

 

[Mybludog]

Book me in for this 1. What a trip that would be for the MWTS.

Vodka, Vodka and more Vodka

 

[Fluffy]

combine the vodka train and im there

 

[The Eagle]

wouldnt need to mail order this way

 

[Cameron]

Book me in for this 1. What a trip that would be for the MWTS.

Vodka, Vodka and more Vodka

Omg Russ imagine the damage we could do over there. Wonder if there's a ship inn in moscow

 

[Mybludog]

I'm sure we could fine a sleezy little bar in a dark ally somewhere...

 

[Phantar]

Apologies in advance for a tasteless joke:

Just no ferry trips on the Volga.

 

[eagles2win]

Maybe not as ridicolous as it sounds a mate of mine tells me that Russia has drawn big crowds for a Rugby League game

 

[Ian Martin tragic]

Burglar: I have been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra, and f****d for 3 days.

Police: Yes, and your complaint is.....?

 

[The Eagle]

only crime there is it wasnt me,what a princess

 

[ayjay007]

Think I'd pass on Russia.I still think the USA is the place to have an exhibition game.

 

[DSM5]

Moscow is an awesome place. There's rugby union played there, so our game wouldn't be seen as too novel. Just have to stay away from the night time calls from Svetlanas, stay out of dodgy cabs and dark streets. I'd be booking with Mark.