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Moscow home game?

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Berkeley_Eagle, Jul 15, 2011.

  1. Berkeley_Eagle

    Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan

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    * Moscow home game?

    THE Sea Eagles new major sponsorship from Russian-based international IT security company Kaspersky Lab opens up some intriguing possibilities.

    “We might have a home game in Moscow, that would be good wouldn’t it,” Manly coach Des Hasler said.

    “I just hope it’s not in winter, we might be six feet under the snow.”

    Speaking about the deal, Hasler described it as a “real coup for the club.”

    “The magnitude and the size of Kaspersky is just fantastic,” he said.

    “They say timing is everything and Kaspersky have timed it very well haven’t they, given the side is in a good position at the moment.”
     
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    • Fluffy

      Fluffy Well-Known Member

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      good fluff piece from des to keep them in the media and therfore happy
       
    • Berkeley_Eagle

      Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan

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      A MWTS trip to Russia
       
    • bob dylan

      bob dylan Well-Known Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      Sign me up Mark "old comrad" for the Moscow trip.
       
    • Rusty

      Rusty Well-Known Member

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      In Russia league plays you.
       
    • tookey

      tookey Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      I am afraid that the team cannot play in Russia because there would be too much risk that the players would go out robbing hairdressing salons in their spare time:

      http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/weird/hairdresser-karate-kicks-bandit-ties-him-up-feeds-him-viagra-and-uses-him-as-sex-slave-for-three-days/story-e6frep26-1226093603617

      Hairdresser karate kicks bandit, ties him up, feeds him Viagra and uses him as sex slave for three days

      From: Daily Mail
      July 13, 20119:44AM

      A MAN who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

      Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

      But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

      She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

      Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

      She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.

      The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.

      Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.

      Both have now been arrested.

      When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."
       
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      • manlyfan76

        manlyfan76 Parra Trolls are the best. Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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        NRL on ice?
         
      • Mybludog

        Mybludog Active Member

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        Book me in for this 1. What a trip that would be for the MWTS.

        Vodka, Vodka and more Vodka
         
      • Fluffy

        Fluffy Well-Known Member

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        combine the vodka train and im there
         
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        • The Eagle

          The Eagle Well-Known Member

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          wouldnt need to mail order this way
           
        • Cameron

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          Omg Russ imagine the damage we could do over there. Wonder if there's a ship inn in moscow
           
        • Mybludog

          Mybludog Active Member

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          I'm sure we could fine a sleezy little bar in a dark ally somewhere...
           
        • Phantar

          Phantar Well-Known Member

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          Apologies in advance for a tasteless joke:

          Just no ferry trips on the Volga.
           
        • eagles2win

          eagles2win Well-Known Member

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          Maybe not as ridicolous as it sounds a mate of mine tells me that Russia has drawn big crowds for a Rugby League game
           
        • Ian Martin tragic

          Ian Martin tragic Well-Known Member

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          Burglar: I have been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra, and f****d for 3 days.

          Police: Yes, and your complaint is.....?
           
        • The Eagle

          The Eagle Well-Known Member

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          only crime there is it wasnt me,what a princess
           
        • ayjay007

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          Think I'd pass on Russia.I still think the USA is the place to have an exhibition game.
           
        • DSM5

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          Moscow is an awesome place. There's rugby union played there, so our game wouldn't be seen as too novel. Just have to stay away from the night time calls from Svetlanas, stay out of dodgy cabs and dark streets. I'd be booking with Mark.
           

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