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An Irish woman "of a certain age" visited her physician to ask his help
in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance, " she said. "He won't even take an
aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into
his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week
to let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired
as to progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas
horrid! Just terrible, doctor."

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The
effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a
twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one
swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth a-flyin', ripped me
clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad,
passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you,
an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided was not good?"

"No, no, no, doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've
had in 25 years. But, sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to
show me face in Starbucks again."
 

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