Mondays humour

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    By:GuestNov 21, 2005

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    Irish Coffee

    An Irish woman "of a certain age" visited her physician to ask his help
    in reviving her husband's libido.

    "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

    "Not a chance, " she said. "He won't even take an

    "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into
    his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week
    to let me know how things went."

    It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired
    as to progress.

    The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas
    horrid! Just terrible, doctor."

    "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

    "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The
    effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a
    twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one
    swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth a-flyin', ripped me
    clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad,
    passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you,
    an absolute nightmare!"

    "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided was not good?"

    "No, no, no, doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've
    had in 25 years. But, sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to
    show me face in Starbucks again."
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