Me and My Boss

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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told to, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,he's only human.

When I am out of the office,I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office,he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave,it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,he never forgets
 
Team P W L PD Pts
4 4 0 41 8
3 2 1 28 6
4 3 1 26 6
3 2 1 0 6
3 2 1 14 4
3 1 2 4 4
4 2 2 2 4
4 2 2 -2 4
3 2 1 -7 4
2 1 1 -8 4
4 2 2 -10 4
4 2 2 -13 4
3 1 2 -3 2
3 1 2 -9 2
4 1 3 -11 2
3 1 2 -22 2
4 0 4 -30 0
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