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Cameron

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Pick the number of the month that you were born in
1----i shot a
2----i gave a lap dance to
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i humped
9----i choked on
10---i bitched out
11---i had sex with
12---i ate a

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a condom
8-------an ipod
9-------a stuffed animal
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a paperclip
20-------my best friends boyfriend
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a football player
29-------a dvd player
30-------a pickle
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im sexy and i do what i want



I have a feeling mata and Garts were born on the 7th of september and are wearing pink shirts

my sentence

i gave a lap dance to my pshyciatrist because im sexy and i do what i want
 

PJ

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I bitched out a policeman becasue I was high....
 

Dan

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I bitched out a condom because I am a homosexual.......apparantly
 

byso

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i humped a permenant marker Because i cant control myself.
 

clontaago

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21st August hey byso.

I humped my cell phone because I cant control myself.
 

Utility Player

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I had sex with my best friends boyfriend because I was high 8| (well I would have had to have been wouldn't I)
 

Dan

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I had a choice

Do my laundry last night or wear a pink shirt today.

I chose the manlier of the 2 ptions.

Daniel
 

Fluffy

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neither option was manly - if you were a man you wouldnt have a pink shirt.

i humped a mexican for 1,000,000
 

Canteen Worker

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I gave a lap dance to a condom because I am sexy and I do what I want!!!

Nothing wrong with a Metro wearing a pink shirt. It is only red-neck dinosaurs that think that pink shirts = poofs!!!
 

Cameron

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I gave a lap dance to a condom because I am sexy and I do what I want!!!

Nothing wrong with a Metro wearing a pink shirt. It is only red-neck dinosaurs that think that pink shirts = poofs!!!
nothing wrong with being a metro
im a bit that way myself now days

are u sayin ure a metro teacher CW
u would cop a bit of flack in the staff room wouldnt u
 

Fro

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i ate my best friends boyfriend Because that's how I roll.
 

clontaago

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I wish I was born on 18th November and i was wearing a Grey shirt
 

Nutzcraw

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I wish I was born on 18th November and i was wearing a Grey shirt
Hey clonta, mark me down as the 2nd of November with a yellow shirt on ;)

Tell her i said hi
 

Nutzcraw

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Well after that first incident on the 2nd of November I changed my shirt to a Blue one and was re-born on the 5th of March....


Doug, i am your father!!

hahaha
 

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