Why would a Parra fan ever be "optermistic*" with a signing? When was the last time anyone worked out? 35 years ago..?
You say you're not really Scott Penn, yet deliver master strokes such as "opter-mystic"...
Jesus if our squad is thin yours is positively anorexic mate..
Says a guy supporting a team with a 1.4M signing who played busted for us for years. Good luck with that one. You guys also expect Choc to go back his glory days even though he said a year ago he was feeling better than ever and then turned into a half crab/half pumpkin. But you did spend wisely with Beau Scott who played sensationally last (leap) year.
Might have outdone myself with "octomistic"
Good, but not as good as the Choc "half crab / half pumpkin"- sounds like the basis of a tasty soup...
We could tell you but you would'nt understand, like the Eels quest for a premiership it will remain a bridge too far.
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| 2 | Storm | 24 | 17 | 0 | 7 | 212 | 40 |
| 3 | Bulldogs | 24 | 16 | 0 | 8 | 120 | 38 |
| 4 | Broncos | 24 | 15 | 0 | 9 | 172 | 36 |
| 5 | Sharks | 24 | 15 | 0 | 9 | 109 | 36 |
| 6 | Warriors | 24 | 14 | 0 | 10 | 21 | 34 |
| 7 | Panthers | 24 | 13 | 1 | 10 | 107 | 33 |
| 8 | Roosters | 24 | 13 | 0 | 11 | 132 | 32 |
| 9 | Dolphins | 24 | 12 | 0 | 12 | 125 | 30 |
| 10 | Sea Eagles | 24 | 12 | 0 | 12 | 21 | 30 |
| 11 | Eels | 24 | 10 | 0 | 14 | -76 | 26 |
| 12 | Cowboys | 24 | 9 | 1 | 14 | -146 | 25 |
| 13 | Tigers | 24 | 9 | 0 | 15 | -135 | 24 |
| 14 | Rabbitohs | 24 | 9 | 0 | 15 | -181 | 24 |
| 15 | Dragons | 24 | 8 | 0 | 16 | -130 | 22 |
| 16 | Titans | 24 | 6 | 0 | 18 | -199 | 18 |
| 17 | Knights | 24 | 6 | 0 | 18 | -300 | 18 |
