Joke: Feel like a Coffee?

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  1. The Wheel

    By:The WheelJan 12, 2006
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    Coffee

    An Irish woman of advanced age, visited her physician to ask
    his help in reviving her husband's libido.
    "What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor. "Not a chance", she
    said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
    "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee.
    He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let
    me know how things went".
    It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly
    inquired as to progress.
    The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
    T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!"
    "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
    "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and
    the effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up,
    with a twinkle in his eye, and his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one
    swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,
    ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild,
    mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I
    tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
    Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your
    husband provided was not good?"
    "Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'T'was the
    best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' ere, I'll never
    be able to show me face in Starbucks again."
     
  2. PJ

    By:PJJan 12, 2006
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    Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff?
    Te-quila
    yeah it's an oldie- but a goodie!
     
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