fLIP

UFO Hunter
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells at his wife in anger, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever"

"Yeah?" she replies.
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"
 

fLIP

UFO Hunter
Furious at his wifes comment the husband yells out, "And you are no good in bed either," whilst storming out of the house...

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says,

"what took you so long to answer the phone?"

The wife says: "I was in Bed"

"In bed this early in the afternoon, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"
 

fLIP

UFO Hunter
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother
of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go
home and he wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back,

"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
 

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