Byso, Here is the 10 simple rules to spot an "EMO" .... Just so you know:
1. You must be skinny, abnormally skinny!A grade 7 vegan is good for this (grade 7 = don't eat anything that casts a shadow!)
2. You must dress in black!
3. Your father must hate you...
4. You must have recently been dumped by your Gf/Bf...
5. Your life has to be harder than everyone elses (i.e. No one understands!... NO ONE!!!)
6. You must cut yourself! This will make it seem as though you have tried suicide, but you cant actually do it.
7. You must take pills! It doesnt really matter what kind, as long as no one can tell they're tic tacs.
8. If your male, you must kiss other males, but not be homosexual, or even Bi.
9. If you are male, you have to wear scarily tight skinny black pants, ones from the female section!
10. Every now and then, you Must write a song consisting of three(max.) chords, while wearing your skinny pants, kissing males, taking pills, cutting yourself, exclaiming how your life is harder than evryone elses and that no one understands, explaining that you have just been dumped, complain that your father hates you, and all this must be done, while wearing black.