Imaginary Telecrap Tales

[The Wheel]

Now this one is pulled straight out of a Alice in Wonderland story. Roosters juniors next thing Nic will be sending a box of golf balls and a putter

 

[Captain Moondog]

Brown paper hampers?

 

[Woodsie]

I take your point ... but would swap him for Penn in a heartbeat ..

 

[simon64]

Santa Claus is Greek ? Opa......

 

[maxta]

He is no Saint
Money talks - end of story

 

[mave]

Hampers were made of 24 carat gold

 

[manly al]

Said juniors must be non golfers

 

[Ranga]

I find the idea of a young player thinking/saying, "I am going to stay 'loyal' because the Chairman sent me a Christmas hamper", absolutely hilarious.

 

[DUFFMAN]

I think the Telegraph reporters are now part of Uncle Nicks golf games, there has been so much love in the Telegraph over the last 6 months for them.
With all that love towards the Roosters if they got done for rorting the cap Buzz, Paul and co would turn it into a positive and report they should go unpunished.

 

[MissKate]

What - shock horror - the rorters have juniors - well that’s a bigger surprise

 

[Captain Moondog]

More from the Telegraph...

Josh Reynolds catching up with old neighbour and teammate Michael Lichaa. Back in Australia after a stellar year in the English Super League, Reynolds caught up with his one-time partner in crime for a long overdue drink. We are happy to report Reynolds and Lichaa — who both endured tough breakups — are back on their feet and smiling.

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

More from the Telegraph....
Josh Reynolds catching up with old neighbour and teammate Michael Lichaa. Back in Australia after a stellar year in the English Super League, Reynolds caught up with his one-time partner in crime for a long overdue drink. We are happy to report Reynolds and Lichaa — who both endured tough breakups — are back on their feet and smiling.

A post-coital snapshot? Looks like Lichaa has that ‘just pumped the neighbour’s cat’ look happening.

 

[ManEagle]

A post-coital snapshot? Looks like Lichaa has that ‘just pumped the neighbour’s cat’ look happening.

And Reynolds looks smitten

 

[Captain Moondog]

A post-coital snapshot? Looks like Lichaa has that ‘just pumped the neighbour’s cat’ look happening.

I'm just wondering what Phil Rothfield was doing in the bedroom.

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

And Reynolds looks smitten

Yes he does.

 

[Captain Moondog]

And let me be the first to wish Josh, Michael and dirty old Uncle Phil every happiness.

 

[castle eagle]

Hampers were made of 24 carat gold

with a rolex in each one

 

[MadMarcus]

I find the idea of a young player thinking/saying, "I am going to stay 'loyal' because the Chairman sent me a Christmas hamper", absolutely hilarious.

Depends what’s in the hamper I guess…

 

[CRPSI eagle]

I'm just wondering what Phil Rothfield was doing in the bedroom.

Skiing ??? Maybe?

 

[Ranga]

Depends what’s in the hamper I guess…

lol, of course! But the article makes it sound like a Christmas ham, grandma's fruit cake, some Maggie Beer quince paste, and lemon mytle soap is the recipe for loyalty