I need some good come back lines

[Pablo]

Your mums a rig

Try that one

 

[mozgrame]

Your mums a rig

Try that one

I'm not big on instant coffee, but do you know if they still make Pablo? I actually enjoyed that. The coffee I mean. Not the question.

 

[CorkQld]

Righto, it looks like you really do need some help with this dilemma, so (and bear with me because 1 - I have just had my first beer in quite a while and 2 - Refer to my signature) here we go...

If you cop a bit from a reasonably good looking female broncos fan, and yes I know but hey, there might be one....if I were you, or at least had your username.....I would drop open my fly and tell her to put a cork in it! The I'd demand my "come" back in case she tried to use it to improve their fan base stock.

Mercifully, for all the readers of that post...I have nothing more to add to this thread. Unless I get another beer into me, but I don't think so. lol

Winner!!! Love it

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

I don't know what you're talking about.

Do you?

 

[mozgrame]

Winner!!! Love it

I take no ownership of that post. That post was brought to you by the good people at Dry Dock beer. It was a Corker though.

 

[Shoe1]

I take no ownership of that post. That post was brought to you by the good people at Dry Dock beer. It was a Corker though.

Come on man, if you are having a rare beer at least make it a 4 pines or a little creatures or something with aroma

 

[mozgrame]

Did you ever hear Heath Franklin's - Chopper reviews craft beer? He got me the bastard! LOL!!

http://omnyapp.com/shows/merrick-and-australia/chopper-reviews-craft-beer

 

[Bearfax]

Arent they thinking of culling broncos here in Australia. Considered vermin I understand.

 

[Shoe1]

Did you ever hear Heath Franklin's - Chopper reviews craft beer? He got me the bastard! LOL!!

http://omnyapp.com/shows/merrick-and-australia/chopper-reviews-craft-beer

I'll check I out, but I may prefer my own reviews

 

[wombatgc]

On another note, a funny thing happened to me today. I was casually strolling through a shopping centre with the Mrs when I spied a bloke making his way through the crowd. He was proudly wearing a Manly shirt so, as is my way, I got in his road and said g'day. Turns out he's on holiday from Sydney. I went through the now regular spiel with him, you know...I hope Cherry fires this week, big Marty has been going well, it's good to have Snake back etc etc. Then, he finishes the brief conversation with a happy "Cheers mate, good to meet you and we'll probably lose this week, but as long as the Cowboys win, I'll be happy".

WTF?? I should have spat on him!!

And therein lies your answer to the mouthy broncos supporters problem. Spit on the fcuks!

Must of had him or his inbred brother sitting two across from me. We're surrounded by Bronco supporters, his missus was happy when we turned up that he had some Manly allies. But do you reckon this bloke made a sound the whole game. At one stage he's giving me the evil eye cause I'm giving it to the inbreds over the second dodgy forward pass call. At one stage I was thinking about getting the first aid mob to come down, and say I think he's dead. He hasn't moved in 40 minutes!
See what's happening, the teams shiit performances are effecting the fans....he was probably a good bloke once now he's useless.
Where the f@ck is Tooves?!...get him back for christ sake! ( stranger things have happened ppl!...especially in the NRL/home & away 2016 series.)