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I need some good come back lines

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by CorkQld, May 13, 2016.

  1. CorkQld

    CorkQld Member

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    Living in Toowoomba I am surrounded by Broncos supporters, so in the off chance that the Broncos win tomorrow night, can I get some suggestions on come backs that will shut them right up. They're already whinging that were not letting Buck wit the horse do laps of Suncorp
     
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    • chris_niko

      chris_niko Active Member

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      Just pick something up and throw it really hard at them. When they **** themselves and get out of the way or drop it just use any Ben hunt reference
       
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      • Jerry1

        Jerry1 Well-Known Member

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        I don't follow the herd...
         
      • Jerry1

        Jerry1 Well-Known Member

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        If you follow the herd your going to step in a lot of ****.
         
      • Nice Beaver

        Nice Beaver Active Member

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        Just Shiv the loudest smartarse.

        Cut the head of the snake and the body will die.

        :):):)
         
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        • Ryan

          Ryan Well-Known Member

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          "I hear Darius Boyd, Sam Thaiday and Karmichael Hunt want to meet you in a pub toilet to discuss the result".

          Too far? Come oooorn......
           
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          • Clint

            Clint . Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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            I don't see what the problem is @CorkQld
            We won't lose tomorrow night, so they will need the come back lines, not you.
            To borrow a line from @BOZO
            Have faith my feather friend!!!

            * oh dear. I cant believe I just said that...
             
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            • Eric Galt

              Eric Galt Active Member

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              Where can I get my 10 years of nothing Broncos t-shirt?
               
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              • ricardo

                ricardo Well-Known Member

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                "Are your parents related?"
                 
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                • HappilyManly

                  HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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                  * Buck left 17 piles of manure to wear the Broncos' jersey tonight
                  * Manly only flew up to take your money
                  * Why don't you wear a Manly Hat on your second head?
                  * Heard the Broncos were a bunch of sheilas - so Manly flew in their Cheergirls to play them
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                  I could go on and on :rofl:
                   
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                  • Shoe1

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                    I confess I often resort to "you are!" "Takes one to know one" and "you smell" as comeback lines. Unhelpful sure, but the best I can do.
                     
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                    • Killer03

                      Killer03 Well-Known Member

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                      Don't need comeback lines when we give them a 30-10 pasting tomorrow night.

                      And when we flog them say 'imagine if you guys had to put up with 5 day turnarounds?'.
                       
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                      • wombatgc

                        wombatgc Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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                        Tell them Bucks in a bottle of clag glue now.
                         
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                        • mozgrame

                          mozgrame Well-Known Member

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                          Come backs aren't usually needed with broncos fans because they are rarely intelligent enough to think of anything witty to say in the first place. If they score a good try and one of their mob screams how good it was, because if nothing else, they have an extremely firm grasp of the blatantly obvious, you simply agree with them. The confusion this creates is astounding. They can't grasp the concept that a fan from another team could actually enjoy watching a good try being scored, even if it's against their own side.

                          Then again, if you smile and ask a broncos supporter how they're going, they usually have to think for a while before answering. lol

                          On another note, a funny thing happened to me today. I was casually strolling through a shopping centre with the Mrs when I spied a bloke making his way through the crowd. He was proudly wearing a Manly shirt so, as is my way, I got in his road and said g'day. Turns out he's on holiday from Sydney. I went through the now regular spiel with him, you know...I hope Cherry fires this week, big Marty has been going well, it's good to have Snake back etc etc. Then, he finishes the brief conversation with a happy "Cheers mate, good to meet you and we'll probably lose this week, but as long as the Cowboys win, I'll be happy".

                          WTF?? I should have spat on him!!

                          And therein lies your answer to the mouthy broncos supporters problem. Spit on the fcuks! :devil:
                           
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                          • CorkQld

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                            Very good point, I'm sure they'll bring up the DCE backflip because that's about all they'll be able to think of. The way they still carry on you'd think he backflipped on the donkeys. Unlike Brisbane to think they own the NRL
                             
                          • CorkQld

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                            Yeh fair enough, I've been a bit chesty of late too, should be able to hoik up some good solid green ones
                             
                          • niccipops

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                            On that off chance, mention that we played the amateur cap cheats in round 7 and the professional ones in round 10, so shut the buck up you Friday night Fwits!
                             
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                          • COMMANDER

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                            What I have found best, living in Brisbane myself, is asking how old they were when Brisbane last won a premiership and if they can remember it. Goes great guns on my niece.

                            Or a a previous post said, just smack the one giving you the most crap.
                             
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                            • wedgetail eagle

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                              What's the difference between the Broncos & yoghurt?
                              Yoghurt has an active culture.
                               
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                              • mozgrame

                                mozgrame Well-Known Member

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                                Righto, it looks like you really do need some help with this dilemma, so (and bear with me because 1 - I have just had my first beer in quite a while and 2 - Refer to my signature) here we go...

                                If you cop a bit from a reasonably good looking female broncos fan, and yes I know but hey, there might be one....if I were you, or at least had your username.....I would drop open my fly and tell her to put a cork in it! The I'd demand my "come" back in case she tried to use it to improve their fan base stock.

                                Mercifully, for all the readers of that post...I have nothing more to add to this thread. Unless I get another beer into me, but I don't think so. lol
                                 
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