Help from you under 25s

[Utility Player]

Pizza Runners, best pizza in NSW (west of Menindee)

 

[Nutzcraw]

If it's for under 25's then this will work:

"You've heard of pizza mut (pizza hut's new dog)... well here's pizza sl-ut"

*bikini clad women walks in with pizza*

hahahhaa

 

[Chip and Chase]

Do a runner

 

[Dan]

nuh c_eagles is more gen Y than any other

 

[Matabele]

Fluffy's idea has a certain appeal - it would get the whole town talking.

Padding c-eagle's out to 30 seconds would take some doing.

 

[Dan]

you could mix a few together though.

start strong then finish with a "whatever"

the mix would be good.

So start with

Pizza Runners - buy our pizza dickhead

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or not whatever

 

[Matabele]

We won't be able to run with the dick head.

 

[Nutzcraw]

Pizza runners.... buy our pizza's ya chumps

or not whatever?

 

[Dan]

pizza runners, more toppings than our local youth.....whatever

 

[c_eagle]

Is this for a TV commercial?

If so, you could have someone in a pizza runners uniform near a river/lake. They hold up a box of pizza and enthusiastically say something like, "Pizza Runners pizza is the best tasting pizza on the planet, you must try it." Then their attitude changes to blase and they say, "Or don't...whatever" at this point they chuck the pizza box into the river. They then walk a couple of steps, double take and jump into the river, boots n all, to rescure the pizza.

Cut to some graphic with a voice over...

Then you see the person holding up a slice of pizza under a public toilet's drying fan, looking distressed.

 

[Dan]

lol nice....

I think it is a radio ad though

 

[Matabele]

That is a sensational idea for a TV ad when I next do one....

 

[clontaago]

Gentleman I have to come up with a script for an advert to sell pizza to a demographic that is under 25s listening to a dance/hip hop/electronic radio station.

Had a big night? Dont just come down, come down to Pizza Runners.

 

[Ryan]

Pizza Runners - It will only take us 10 seconds to "WOW" you.

Pizza Runners - and you think alcohol is addictive.

Pizza Runners - The more you eat, the better it tastes.

Pizza Runners - Sneakers would probably do a better job. You should try eating this stuff.

Pizza Runners - You want to eat healthy - try Weet Bix. You want tasty - eat me.

 

[Dan]

ryan that is too over 25's

 

[clontaago]

Pizza Runners - Guaranteed to taste better than your girlfriend after a big night out.

 

[Matabele]

Even if you order a Razorback.

 

[Utility Player]

Pizza Runners, were turkey slapping good

Pizza Runners - Thorpey says were fully sick

 

[Matabele]

So far MB and c_eagle are on track for a free gourmet as I'm using a hybrid of their ideas.

 

[Matabele]

It's in production now. MB and c_eagle get a free pizza.