I am currently watching the replay for the third time, and I say to my wife, "babe, reckon that bloke has a sturdy buttocks?".
She stared at me for a moment, shook her head, stated "you're weird" gets up and walks out of the room shaking her head.
Thanks woodsie hahahaha.
Well I am embarrassed. However as I have also mentioned previously the key attribute required for a footballer is a robust and sturdy pair of buttocks. Anybody who has spent as much time as I have casting their gaze upon the buttocks of Manly players for likely candidates would have come to the same conclusions as to Parkers worth.
Team | P | W | L | PD | Pts |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
8 | 7 | 1 | 109 | 16 | |
8 | 7 | 1 | 56 | 16 | |
8 | 6 | 2 | 66 | 14 | |
8 | 5 | 3 | 51 | 12 | |
9 | 5 | 3 | 37 | 11 | |
9 | 5 | 4 | 95 | 10 | |
9 | 5 | 4 | 42 | 10 | |
8 | 4 | 4 | 25 | 10 | |
9 | 5 | 4 | -14 | 10 | |
9 | 4 | 5 | -16 | 8 | |
9 | 4 | 5 | -19 | 8 | |
8 | 3 | 5 | -55 | 8 | |
9 | 4 | 5 | -70 | 8 | |
9 | 3 | 5 | 11 | 7 | |
8 | 2 | 6 | -63 | 6 | |
8 | 1 | 7 | -89 | 4 | |
8 | 1 | 7 | -166 | 4 |