I am currently watching the replay for the third time, and I say to my wife, "babe, reckon that bloke has a sturdy buttocks?".
She stared at me for a moment, shook her head, stated "you're weird" gets up and walks out of the room shaking her head.
Thanks woodsie hahahaha.
Well I am embarrassed. However as I have also mentioned previously the key attribute required for a footballer is a robust and sturdy pair of buttocks. Anybody who has spent as much time as I have casting their gaze upon the buttocks of Manly players for likely candidates would have come to the same conclusions as to Parkers worth.
Team | P | W | L | PD | Pts |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
7 | 6 | 1 | 54 | 14 | |
6 | 5 | 1 | 59 | 12 | |
6 | 4 | 2 | 53 | 10 | |
6 | 4 | 2 | 30 | 10 | |
7 | 4 | 2 | 25 | 9 | |
8 | 4 | 4 | 73 | 8 | |
7 | 4 | 3 | 40 | 8 | |
7 | 4 | 3 | 24 | 8 | |
7 | 3 | 4 | 17 | 8 | |
7 | 4 | 3 | -8 | 8 | |
8 | 4 | 4 | -60 | 8 | |
8 | 3 | 4 | 17 | 7 | |
6 | 2 | 4 | -31 | 6 | |
7 | 3 | 4 | -41 | 6 | |
7 | 2 | 5 | -29 | 4 | |
7 | 1 | 6 | -87 | 4 | |
7 | 1 | 6 | -136 | 4 |