@Budgie
Nah , I’ve got the one that beats everything.
I’m originally from Moree in northern NSW, which has a relatively high aboriginal population.
When my little grandson first went to school he was sat next to a sweet little aboriginal girl ( whose name I’ll mention in a moment ) and on the first “ grandparents day “ we travelled down to visit him in his class.
So we sit down and said to the little girl , “ hello we are Sam’s Grammy & Grampy what’s your name”
Kerosanay she said ( so like Kero -Sanay) , I said “ that unusual how’s it spelt , she was 5 so didn’t know but pointed to the name written on her books
KEROSENE
I said “ how did Mum and Dad pick that “
Her response said “ we don’t know who Dad is but Mum saw this in Coles and liked it !!