Greenspooge spotted at Telstra HQ with bolt cutters

ricardo

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This just in:

After last nights "NRL Live" debacle where the damn live stream went down with the score at 12 all, moments before Dylan Walker's match winning try.

Details have emerged there is CCTV showing a bald, suited figure carrying bolt cutters into Telstra HQ. Audio microphones have picked up a garbled message:

" ... damn Manly I have tried to drive them into the ground, first snatched Des, then axed Tooves, even tried getting them tied up in the match fixing stitch up! But they won't see their team win tonight! Oh no! It will destroy all my plans mwahahah ... oh hey is that you Nick? Don't worry I got this"

Then the live stream went dead.

The security footage was analysed by TelSec expert Robert Pantsman. Bob, an avid Manly fan who was not allowed to go to the game by his evil employer stated "yes that's him, the slimey c&@t. I'd know his bald pate and spineless gait anywhere. But wait, who is that with him carrying a brown paper bag??"

More to come


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