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  1. Dan

    By:DanDec 17, 2004
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    Oh the great mysteries of this world.

    I have one for you.

    Why is it that despite your best efforts, you always come home from the pub with a wallet full of coins?


    I just found $20 in coins in my wallet from last night, but i could of swarn I had none in there the night before
     
  2. The Wheel

    By:The WheelDec 17, 2004
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    The tooth fairy or you were drunk sleeping in an alley way at North Sydney and passer bys thought you were homeless, hungry and desperate and threw some change at you so you could buy yourself soemthing to eat today.
     
  3. Fluffy

    By:FluffyDec 17, 2004
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    Its simple,

    Once youve had one or two you cant be bothered finding the exact money. Once youve had a dozen or 2 your not capable of finding the correct change.
     
  4. Fro

    By:FroDec 17, 2004
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    because your Pimp took all the notes which were caught in your G string and the coins you scraped off the toilet floor :lol:
     
  5. Volley

    By:VolleyDec 17, 2004
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    Exactly, what a sh!t mystery!
     
  6. Dan

    By:DanDec 17, 2004
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    Yeah but im not like that, i deliberately try to get rid of my coins.

    **** mystery, You come with a better one
     
  7. Fluffy

    By:FluffyDec 17, 2004
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    OK

    Why is Bryan Smith still coaching Parramatta
     
  8. Dan

    By:DanDec 17, 2004
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    Umm lets just say he ha dirt on his knees
     
  9. Fluffy

    By:FluffyDec 17, 2004
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    Why is Fitzgerald still at parra??
     
  10. Dan

    By:DanDec 17, 2004
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    See the god debate :D

    He is the best Rugby league marketing man in the game.

    No one gets their name in the paper more, do you think he truly means some of the things he says?
     
  11. Fluffy

    By:FluffyDec 17, 2004
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    I think he is so stuck up himself that he thinks he should be the centre of attention and will do whatever to make that happen
     
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    By:bysoDec 17, 2004
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    Yeah some of it's absurd.

    "He can't be serious"
     
  13. Dan

    By:DanDec 17, 2004
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    yeah but does it bring attention to the game?

    I think he is a twit, but every time he has one of his loopy ideas the game gets in the news as well as his team. Any publicity besides the bulldogs publicity is good for the game
     
  14. Volley

    By:VolleyDec 17, 2004
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    Righto then, why are the rich the least generous in general?
     
  15. Fluffy

    By:FluffyDec 17, 2004
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    Bill gates is actually quite generous funnily enough. He gives the most to charity of anyone in the world.
     
  16. Dan

    By:DanDec 17, 2004
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    Fluffy sport on

    but

    Righto then, why are the rich the least generous in general?

    They didnt get rich by giving their money away
     
  17. Hopium

    By:HopiumDec 17, 2004
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    But Bill gates gave away 20 million... which is a pittance in comparison to how much he actually has...
     
  18. Dan

    By:DanDec 17, 2004
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    Im sure we all give generously of the money we have

    Its all relative guys no one will give away a fortune, only part thereof in comparison to their finances
     
  19. Volley

    By:VolleyDec 17, 2004
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    Good point, but people who struggle financially often give more than people more financially sound in my experience.
     
  20. Dan

    By:DanDec 17, 2004
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    its not a mystery. the more money I earn the tighter i am with it
     
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