George Rose off to soccer.

Alan

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Reports just in hint that George Rose has been holding secret talks with Man U in the EPL and a huge offer is about to be tabled.

Whilst most league fans and pundits are sceptical, Greenturd has leapt on the offensive stating "this is exactly the type of cross-code poaching I have warned about." and added "we are in the process of tabling a significant counter-offer to keep George at Melbourne, soccer will just have to develop their own stars"
 
Greg Inglis was spotted at a NSW waratahs game last weekend

David Smith has acted immediately in terms of the new salary cap criteria to stop him joining the ARU and has purchased the QE2 for Mr Inglis as well as Garden island so that he can park his boat there.
 
A little birdie told me that Russell Crowe is buying a EPL team and he is recruiting Brett Finch as coach.
 

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