Funny Stuff from SOO1

OK kids, I went to the game last night and was spoilt to a corporate box. Spoke to Sam Burgess about coming to Manly, but he just laughed....It wasn't a joke!
Anyway, at half time I went into the toilets and got in the queue. I had my Manly polo shirt on and a NSW scarf around my shoulders. Standing with his back to me in the queue was none other than Mario Fenech, he is a little shorter than me and had his NRL sponsored "bag of fruit" on.
I put my hands on his shoulders and whispered in his ear " Don't move Fenech, it's Igor and I've got a score to settle"...Well **** me he spins around in horror, realising I was just a punter and says "Oh another ****ing QLD supporter" I said, mate , it's a Manly shirt, you know that team who pumped you throughout your career. As I said this I moved my scarf to reveal the MIGHTY SEA EAGLE emblem.
I said "see that" pointing to it! "That's the last thing your big head seen before packing into a scrum when Igor packed in and turned your lights out"... Cue eruption of laughter from all those in the toilets, I didn't say it quietly...:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Needless to say Mario pipes back with..."Nah Igor was too tough for me, but I used to love pulling Fatty's hair, he was good for that"
Great moments in sport! He was a good sport Mario, because I set him up very nicely. :clap::clap::clap:
 
OK kids, I went to the game last night and was spoilt to a corporate box. Spoke to Sam Burgess about coming to Manly, but he just laughed....It wasn't a joke!
Anyway, at half time I went into the toilets and got in the queue. I had my Manly polo shirt on and a NSW scarf around my shoulders. Standing with his back to me in the queue was none other than Mario Fenech, he is a little shorter than me and had his NRL sponsored "bag of fruit" on.
I put my hands on his shoulders and whispered in his ear " Don't move Fenech, it's Igor and I've got a score to settle"...Well **** me he spins around in horror, realising I was just a punter and says "Oh another ****ing QLD supporter" I said, mate , it's a Manly shirt, you know that team who pumped you throughout your career. As I said this I moved my scarf to reveal the MIGHTY SEA EAGLE emblem.
I said "see that" pointing to it! "That's the last thing your big head seen before packing into a scrum when Igor packed in and turned your lights out"... Cue eruption of laughter from all those in the toilets, I didn't say it quietly...:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Needless to say Mario pipes back with..."Nah Igor was too tough for me, but I used to love pulling Fatty's hair, he was good for that"
Great moments in sport! He was a good sport Mario, because I set him up very nicely. :clap::clap::clap:

Mate, that was amazing ! Haha. Sounds like it was all in good spirit. Well played mate.
 
OK kids, I went to the game last night and was spoilt to a corporate box. Spoke to Sam Burgess about coming to Manly, but he just laughed....It wasn't a joke!
Anyway, at half time I went into the toilets and got in the queue. I had my Manly polo shirt on and a NSW scarf around my shoulders. Standing with his back to me in the queue was none other than Mario Fenech, he is a little shorter than me and had his NRL sponsored "bag of fruit" on.
I put my hands on his shoulders and whispered in his ear " Don't move Fenech, it's Igor and I've got a score to settle"...Well **** me he spins around in horror, realising I was just a punter and says "Oh another ****ing QLD supporter" I said, mate , it's a Manly shirt, you know that team who pumped you throughout your career. As I said this I moved my scarf to reveal the MIGHTY SEA EAGLE emblem.
I said "see that" pointing to it! "That's the last thing your big head seen before packing into a scrum when Igor packed in and turned your lights out"... Cue eruption of laughter from all those in the toilets, I didn't say it quietly...:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Needless to say Mario pipes back with..."Nah Igor was too tough for me, but I used to love pulling Fatty's hair, he was good for that"
Great moments in sport! He was a good sport Mario, because I set him up very nicely. :clap::clap::clap:

I have met him at a Men of League function, actually not a bad fella.

That was a great story.
 
OK kids, I went to the game last night and was spoilt to a corporate box. Spoke to Sam Burgess about coming to Manly, but he just laughed....It wasn't a joke!
Anyway, at half time I went into the toilets and got in the queue. I had my Manly polo shirt on and a NSW scarf around my shoulders. Standing with his back to me in the queue was none other than Mario Fenech, he is a little shorter than me and had his NRL sponsored "bag of fruit" on.
I put my hands on his shoulders and whispered in his ear " Don't move Fenech, it's Igor and I've got a score to settle"...Well **** me he spins around in horror, realising I was just a punter and says "Oh another ****ing QLD supporter" I said, mate , it's a Manly shirt, you know that team who pumped you throughout your career. As I said this I moved my scarf to reveal the MIGHTY SEA EAGLE emblem.
I said "see that" pointing to it! "That's the last thing your big head seen before packing into a scrum when Igor packed in and turned your lights out"... Cue eruption of laughter from all those in the toilets, I didn't say it quietly...:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Needless to say Mario pipes back with..."Nah Igor was too tough for me, but I used to love pulling Fatty's hair, he was good for that"
Great moments in sport! He was a good sport Mario, because I set him up very nicely. :clap::clap::clap:

Mate, can u re-post that in the anecdotes wanted thread. I would like to see ST have a repository of all these stories so they are not lost by time.
 

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