Friday Funny....enjoy

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  1. Fro

    By:FroJul 29, 2005
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    For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
    father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
    $180,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
    it."

    The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
    door with A suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick
    told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you
    telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she
    was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
    $180,000 mortgage and no bike!"
     
  2. byso

    By:bysoJul 29, 2005
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    :)
     
  3. c_eagle

    By:c_eagleJul 29, 2005
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    awful...
     
  4. Dan

    By:DanJul 29, 2005
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    dont you mean not sarcastic enough c?
     
  5. Volley

    By:VolleyJul 29, 2005
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    He probably doesn't, but anyway.
     
  6. Fluffy

    By:FluffyJul 29, 2005
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    Fro, im away next week, can you SMS the jokes??
     
  7. Fro

    By:FroJul 29, 2005
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    tis just a cut paste from email, I'll save some good ones for you.

    pm me your mobile and I'll see what I can manage.

    Enjoy the white stuff
     
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