I got a new Rolex for my birthday from the lesbians next door.... I think they misunderstood when I said, Ã¢Â€ÂœI wanna watch.Ã¢Â€Â This next joke is definitely not a good one to tell to female co-workers....believe me! A pregnant lady goes to the doctor for an ultrasound about a month out from the due date. After looking at the screen the doctor says to the lady IÃ¢Â€Â™ve got some good news and bad news for you. She asked for the bad news first. Ã¢Â€ÂœWell your babies got red hair,Ã¢Â€Â the doctor said. Ã¢Â€ÂœWell whatÃ¢Â€Â™s good news then,Ã¢Â€Â she asked. Ã¢Â€ÂœItÃ¢Â€Â™s dead,Ã¢Â€Â he said.