Foran chooses Eels for 'Lifestyle' reasons.

[Slime]

Its obvious why guys like Choc and Foran have chosen Parramatta and its not about money.
Its about the 'lifestyle' a great place like Parramatta has to offer.
Who would want to live in Manly when you can move to the Parramatta river and walk its sunny banks, take a nice afternoon dip, should be a world wonder imo, it ****es all over manly beach, we also have places like Cabramatta mall which puts the courso to shame for food, entertainment and multicultural magic.
You guys dont even have a train station, and have you ever been to Parramatta park? its a wonderland.
And theres no doubt we have a lot more attractive ladies out this way.
You guys need to face it, the west is the new black, everybody wants to live here, its not just the players either, even your regular Blake from Manly is trying to move to Parra these days.
The exodus has begun.
If your looking for real estate in the Doonside or Mt Druitt areas please PM me.
Cheers

 

[mjb136]

Its obvious why guys like Choc and Foran have chosen Parramatta and its not about money.
Its about the 'lifestyle' a great place like Parramatta has to offer.
Who would want to live in Manly when you can move to the Parramatta river and walk its sunny banks, take a nice afternoon dip, should be a world wonder imo, it ****es all over manly beach, we also have places like Cabramatta mall which puts the courso to shame for food, entertainment and multicultural magic.
You guys dont even have a train station, and have you ever been to Parramatta park? its a wonderland.
And theres no doubt we have a lot more attractive ladies out this way.
You guys need to face it, the west is the new black, everybody wants to live here, its not just the players either, even your regular Blake from Manly is trying to move to Parra these days.
The exodus has begun.
If your looking for real estate in the Doonside or Mt Druitt areas please PM me.
Cheers

Haha classic - i'll pay that @Slime.

 

[Mavin]

That is gold

 

[BOZO]

Its obvious why guys like Choc and Foran have chosen Parramatta and its not about money.
Its about the 'lifestyle' a great place like Parramatta has to offer.
Who would want to live in Manly when you can move to the Parramatta river and walk its sunny banks, take a nice afternoon dip, should be a world wonder imo, it ****es all over manly beach, we also have places like Cabramatta mall which puts the courso to shame for food, entertainment and multicultural magic.
You guys dont even have a train station, and have you ever been to Parramatta park? its a wonderland.
And theres no doubt we have a lot more attractive ladies out this way.
You guys need to face it, the west is the new black, everybody wants to live here, its not just the players either, even your regular Blake from Manly is trying to move to Parra these days.
The exodus has begun.
If your looking for real estate in the Doonside or Mt Druitt areas please PM me.
Cheers

 

[Blake]

You guys need to face it, the west is the new black, everybody wants to live here, its not just the players either, even your regular Blake from Manly is trying to move to Parra these days.

I beg your pardon?!?!?! I would never say or do such a thing!!!

😛

 

[Slime]

Seriously guys, his whole family wanted to be in a better and safer area, him coming to us has nothing to do with money, i actually heard the Parramatta river was a big draw card for him.
Its dead set under rated.

 

[BOZO]

Seriously guys, his whole family wanted to be in a better and safer area, him coming to us has nothing to do with money, i actually heard the Parramatta river was a big draw card for him.
Its dead set under rated.

yes that's right the Parramatta river is a big draw card for the players because that's where they piss in after every loss

 

[fLIP]

gold

the only thing that could possibly be seen as more attractive in a parramatta 'lady' is their lack of teeth; and even then its a stretch. 😉

 

[Drop Bear]

Now come on fellas, most of the Eels fans are very hospitable and enjoy a bit of banter.

 

[Slime]

Fellas this is a bit harsh,

gold

the only thing that could possibly be seen as more attractive in a parramatta 'lady' is their lack of teeth; and even then its a stretch. 😉

Hold on, My mrs grew up in Lansvale caravan park (the rich side) her parents used to make the kids clean their teeth with sand because her dad was sleeping in a pen at Dapto Dogs with a serious gambling problem, its not her fault her teeth arnt great, and the 20 year meth addiction didnt help them either, but shes still a looker, at least a 9/10

 

[Drop Bear]

I remember when old Rex Mossop used to come out to Cumberland. We used to shout him a pie and sauce🙂

 

[Fluffy]

You forgot parramatta lake is now open for swimming

 

[Drop Bear]

Fellas this is a bit harsh,


Hold on, My mrs grew up in Lansvale caravan park (the rich side) her parents used to make the kids clean their teeth with sand because her dad was sleeping in a pen at Dapto Dogs with a serious gambling problem, its not her fault her teeth arnt great, and the 20 year meth addiction didnt help them either, but she has a nice pair of falsies in there now, you wouldnt be able to tell they arnt real.

Way to go Slime. Sharing, now that's the sort of people we are🙂

 

[lurker]

you're all going to look very stupid if he doesn't actually sign this alleged eels contract

 

[Drop Bear]

you're all going to look very stupid if he doesn't actually sign this alleged eels contract

Not all of us. Only the ones who said he would. I noticed you have a few yourself🙂

 

[Chief 'The Realist']

lol snakie, your a legend .

and I'm now hearing DCE will announce he will sign with the Eels next Tuesday.
Its all good in the hood.

 

[Drop Bear]

Slime is that the river where a certain 1 eyed eel moderator was found drinking a bottle of ribena while reading the bible?

saw this and fell off my chair🙂))))

 

[Blake]

The fact that you are all getting so worked up is satisfying enough...Lurker its all part of the rivalry, its why we love the NRL...Plus it been a long off season.

When you miss out on the finals every year, aren't all off seasons long?

 

[Blake]

I keep getting told that every year.
"Get used to not making the finals."
When Stewart had his legal issues, when Orford left, when Hodkinson got poached by the Bulldogs, and every year since then we get the usual "You have an aging roster" (Doesn't everyones roster age, by the way?)
The thing is, I havent had a chance to get used to it because its yet to happen.
We have missed out on the Auckland 9s finals both years, does that count?

 

[Mals]

Haha well played Slimey but I live close enough to Parra to know that it's a sh*t hole. Only go there when it's absolutely necessary. Bet Choc, Lussick, Hoppa etc are loving the massive commute to work everyday.