Matabele
Journey Man
I presume Zorba wrote the press releases about how "hungry" this mob were for a win. Reality is that they were an unenthused rabble. Take Kennedy out of that side last night and we'd struggle to beat the Bunnies.
Let's round up the usual suspects:
Matai - conceded the first try with his up out of the line ****.
Dunley - every team knows what he's going to do now from dummy half. pass, run, pass, run. And he's lost a yard of pace this year. Ponderous.
King - The turtle impersonation is getting really worn out. So too is the path to the dressing sheds as they treat his latest ailment.
Willo - comes on fresh with 18 minutes to go which means he's basically just taking up space on the bench. Drops first ball that comes his way in good attacking position. Ugly mullet.
Orford - is there a magnetic strip that runs down the back of the number 7 jumper and concentric circles of magnet sown into the 20 metre areas at each end of Brookvale Oval? Why else would he keep going around and around in a backwards direction?
Stephenson - My new nickname for him is peanut head. It's not a big head and it certainly only contains one brain cell which instructs "run from dummy half".
Hasler - more risk averse nonsense. It's time to get rid of some of his favourite failures and give the following as much faith, loyalty and game time as that afforded to the flops that have been letting this side down all year
G Stewart
Ballin
Cuthbertson
How did Offerdahl go in PL?
Let's round up the usual suspects:
Matai - conceded the first try with his up out of the line ****.
Dunley - every team knows what he's going to do now from dummy half. pass, run, pass, run. And he's lost a yard of pace this year. Ponderous.
King - The turtle impersonation is getting really worn out. So too is the path to the dressing sheds as they treat his latest ailment.
Willo - comes on fresh with 18 minutes to go which means he's basically just taking up space on the bench. Drops first ball that comes his way in good attacking position. Ugly mullet.
Orford - is there a magnetic strip that runs down the back of the number 7 jumper and concentric circles of magnet sown into the 20 metre areas at each end of Brookvale Oval? Why else would he keep going around and around in a backwards direction?
Stephenson - My new nickname for him is peanut head. It's not a big head and it certainly only contains one brain cell which instructs "run from dummy half".
Hasler - more risk averse nonsense. It's time to get rid of some of his favourite failures and give the following as much faith, loyalty and game time as that afforded to the flops that have been letting this side down all year
G Stewart
Ballin
Cuthbertson
How did Offerdahl go in PL?