Customer "service"
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Tookey - there are alternative methods of Banking that allow a customer to avoid a queue. Express Business Deposit. Express Cheque Deposit, Business Online, Internet Banking, Phone Banking, Corporate Online, BPAY, Post Office Banking, the list goes on......
2007 boys...Bank Queue's...LoL
Ryan - there are still a few unavoidable transactions where you have no alternative but to go to a branch - closing your account, bank cheques, depositing cash, abusing bank staff, being too pissed to use the ATM so you need branch staff to help withdraw funds etc.
I am just having a go at my old employer of 19 years - CBA. Bunch of useless pricks (wheel excepted).
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This reminds me of a time down at Manly Branch. We had this guy there who I thought wasn't really a full quid.
Well, back then, I used to manage the branch. I asked this guy to service and restock the ATM. In all the drawers, we have a dye bomb that looks like a pile of cash, and it explodes when it goes past the door cencors.
Anyways, what do you know..this bloke grabs the dye bombs out of the tellers drawers, and puts them into the ATM !!!!
Next thing we know, this lady walks into the branch and claims, "umm, excuse me - your ATM is smoking". I just had to tell her to look at her arms & hands (not even mentioning her face !!!) and t-shirt. Purple speckles everywhere...and this stuff doesn't just wash off like pen ink !!!!
Hence to say, we had to send of $100,000 worth of $50 bills as unfit notes to the government!!!
Oh yeah, the customer wasn't too please that she (face, arms, hands & clothes) would remain purple for a few months, and many scrubbings later !!!
Now - THAT'S customer service !!!!
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Chuckwood - you'd remember Burky wouldn't you?