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HappilyManly
Journey Man
Dalai - "Choc, is Fiz puckering up for that man? You know that I can't stand him even looking at a younger man" 
Keep talking foz while I wrap him up " Bad boy bubby style ".
" You're a lovely woman choc".
" You're a lovely woman choc".
Foz - " Matty Ballin !! well f*@k me I never thought I'd see the day you'd sign with the Eels, welcome aboard"
Choc - [thinking] - Matt Ballin ??? where do I know that name from ? he sure looks familiar.
Choc - [thinking] - Matt Ballin ??? where do I know that name from ? he sure looks familiar.
MadMarcus
Toovey for NRL CEO
Foz: Just try telling 'em you need to go to rehab Isaac. If that doesn't work you might need to walk around with your arm in a sling. Either way it's pretty easy to get them to pay you heaps to do nothing. It's like Centrelink on steriods.
Choc: They paid me to retire FFS!
BA: I know nothing...
Choc: They paid me to retire FFS!
BA: I know nothing...
MadMarcus
Toovey for NRL CEO
Sorry Isaac, when Eddie said he'd send a hooker for me and Choc I was expecting something different.
Dalai to the squeel squad -
" OK guys ...the seasons rooted.....I've got a surprise for you though.....this is as close as any of you under the table money grabbers are gonna get to a premiershop....I've organised for you to go and touch a premirrship winner....be gentle.....if you're nice they might even let you touch their rings...if you're super nice they might even show you their rings from grand final day...ok relax....one line you muppetts."
" OK guys ...the seasons rooted.....I've got a surprise for you though.....this is as close as any of you under the table money grabbers are gonna get to a premiershop....I've organised for you to go and touch a premirrship winner....be gentle.....if you're nice they might even let you touch their rings...if you're super nice they might even show you their rings from grand final day...ok relax....one line you muppetts."
Captain Moondog
Absolute Superstar
I'm with stupid (interchangeable)
De Gois: "Nice to meet you guys at last, I heard we had a couple of big money recruits from Manly but I've never seen you at the games."
Foran: "No we don't play very often"
Dalai: "*&%&* I just trod in something. One of the board members must have been round here earlier."
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Due to salary cap scrutiny resulting in removal of all brown paper bags, unregistered payments are now couriered in Foz's sling and Choc's jocks.
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| Team | P | W | D | L | PD | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bulldogs | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 98 | 14 |
| 2 | Storm | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 70 | 10 |
| 3 | Raiders | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 46 | 10 |
| 4 | Warriors | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | -18 | 10 |
| 5 | Broncos | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 54 | 8 |
| 6 | Sharks | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 41 | 8 |
| 7 | Dragons | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 20 | 8 |
| 8 | Rabbitohs | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | -36 | 8 |
| 9 | Cowboys | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | -42 | 8 |
| 10 | Dolphins | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 28 | 6 |
| 11 | Sea Eagles | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 20 | 6 |
| 12 | Tigers | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 6 |
| 13 | Titans | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | -36 | 6 |
| 14 | Knights | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | -60 | 6 |
| 15 | Panthers | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | -10 | 4 |
| 16 | Roosters | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | -80 | 4 |
| 17 | Eels | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | -107 | 4 |
