Bob The Builder

clontaago

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Bob the Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built in Canberra with a design consultant. She was telling him what colour to paint each room.

They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted aalto "Metro".

The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be painted aalto "Rollingstone".

The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was aalto "Envelope".

The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

When he came back, the consultant was pretty curious, so she asked him: "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell green side up" What is that for?

The builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Kiwi's laying turf out the front.
 

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