The steps: 1. Make up adorable names for each other and laugh everytime you hear it repeated. 2. Try and voguerise (sic) fantastic words like amigo or change common words of endearmant by creatively rearranging the letters. 3. Make up rules which aren't necessarily purposeful, other than being able to state that an ammicable constitution has been formed. 4. Discommunicate any foreigner from contact with the clique if they inadvertantly disagree with these rules. 5. Create a cute little name for the clique, preferably with use of a pun. 6. Appoint positions of importance to high ranking members. 7. Always remember your rank. 8. Appoint meaningless positions like "assistent treasurer" possibly, for the sake of a CV. 9. Whinge. 10. Deny any knowledge of the clique but conclude the sentence with a smug grin. 11. Use a ****load of emoticons just because they are there. 12. Always remember your member number.