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  1. The Wheel

    By:The WheelJan 9, 2006
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    A few pick up lines for all the Male Hores and pick up mechants, you can even add your own lines that work so well for you.

    http://blogs.smh.com.au/newsblog/archives/frankenstein/003159.html

    Dan & Clon - I suspect your lines are a trade secret. ;)
     
  2. Dan

    By:DanJan 9, 2006
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    Lines never ever ever workm and if they do, then they aqre with girls that probably arent worth being with.

    Only hints are, use the situation you are in to think of a "line"
     
  3. clontaago

    By:clontaagoJan 9, 2006
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    ahhh where to start.

    Some weird things work, but there is no substitute for genuine, charm, charisma and confidence.

    The most recent one I used which has me now with the most beautiful girl I have ever met was simple.

    "You keep bumping into me enough, you might as well be dancing with me"

    Not really a line but a conversation starter, and I havent looked back since!

    hmm this sounds strikingly familiar....
     
  4. The Wheel

    By:The WheelJan 9, 2006
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    So good looks are a prerequiste for you two guys :)0
     
  5. clontaago

    By:clontaagoJan 9, 2006
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    Wheel, the above wasnt my comment. I was quoting someone else (Dan) from the herald website....

    I love:

    "My mum thinks I'm special (pause), I like you."

    and

    'Hi, my name is Nicholas and that is the way I like my women'
     
  6. Dan

    By:DanJan 9, 2006
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    I quite like

    "Could I interest you in buying me a drink?"

    and

    ""I'm going home now, are you coming?""

    another one I thought was great on there was.....

    "When I first saw you it was like Toy story, first I got a buzz, then a woody"
     
  7. clontaago

    By:clontaagoJan 9, 2006
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    Yeah the Toy Story one was a ripper.

    See they have to be funny.
     
  8. Dan

    By:DanJan 9, 2006
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    So good looks are a prerequiste for you two guys :)0

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    Mate when you meet a girl in a bar, everything is about physical attraction rather than how intelligent or wholesome your personality is, that is just the way it is
     
  9. Dan

    By:DanJan 9, 2006
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    Wheel this one might work for you

    "Do you find me attractive or would you like another drink"
     
  10. The Wheel

    By:The WheelJan 9, 2006
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    Your a funny guy Dan

    Should I go and put this one up?

    "Do you like chicken"

    "Yes I love chicken"

    "Good, then suck on this, it is foul"
     
  11. clontaago

    By:clontaagoJan 9, 2006
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    GOLD, it has to go up.
     
  12. Dan

    By:DanJan 9, 2006
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    Ryan is the man chicken not me
     
  13. clontaago

    By:clontaagoJan 9, 2006
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I like spaghetti
    Lets f#ck
     
  14. Nutzcraw

    By:NutzcrawJan 9, 2006
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    show us ya cut, slut! hahaha too far??
     
  15. Narcissus

    By:NarcissusJan 9, 2006
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    I knew a guy that would just walk up to women at the end of the night, starting with the best looking girl that didn't seem too involved with any guy and ask them flat out "wanna go home and f*ck?"

    If they said no or whatever, he would move on to the next girl.

    He reckons it worked 9 times out of 10, and most of those times he got better than he deserved :)

    The theory, I guess, is that by the end of the night if they've got no-one else, they're feeling pretty deflated. Plus, he says, you don't even have to buy them a drink!
     
  16. Dan

    By:DanJan 9, 2006
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    I never, or rarely buy a girl a drink on the night I meet them, that is what friends are for, you just let them know and they bring you a drink, because you are never empty or going to the bar, you never have to buy them one
     
  17. Matabele

    By:MatabeleJan 10, 2006
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    Dan's favourite pick-up line:

    "And how old is your little boy?"

    :lol: :lol:
     
  18. The Wheel

    By:The WheelJan 10, 2006
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    Ooouuccchhhh :D
     
  19. Narcissus

    By:NarcissusJan 10, 2006
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    Matabele: funny thing is that the girls say the same thing back to him.

    "Surely you haven't had that little thing all your life! It looks like it only started growing the last few years!"
     
  20. clontaago

    By:clontaagoJan 10, 2006
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    ooh they are laying the boot into you today Dan. I'd stick up for you but for that "SFL" comment yesterday arvo!!
     
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