clontaago

First Grader
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
 

fLIP

UFO Hunter
I sent that joke to my girlfrind via ICQ. Here is her reply:

Oh NO! Thats awful!!!

!doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh:
 

fLIP

UFO Hunter
It gets better though.

Flipper: I think it might be a joke!

Theresa: Not funny

Flipper: Read it again...

Theresa: Yeah. Cause its in a cemitary.

Theresa: Weird.
 

The Wheel

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Premium Member
In the words of Super Brat John Mcenroe "You cannot be serious" :shock: !wall:
 

PJ

Bencher
Flipper you should send that in to "Out of the mouths of babes" in FHM I am quite sure you would win whatever prize they had on offer.
I had a few blank looks from the ladies at work but that's common practice here.
I told our receptionist this morning that my Dad had sent me to the chemist to pick up his Viagra but they had changed it to a pharaceutical name -Mycoxafillin.
She told me I shouldn't be discussing my Dads private life with her.
I said it was a joke and she said not to her....I gave up after that !
 

Dan

Kim Jong Dan
Staff member
Administrator
Tipping Member
oh dear lord....

I just tried to explain that one to vicky PJ......

I got frustrated and told her I had to go!
 

PJ

Bencher
I hate having to explain jokes- as soon as you are asked to explain it you have lost any chance of it being funny but for some reason chicks insist on having them explained...
 

Dan

Kim Jong Dan
Staff member
Administrator
Tipping Member
I fear for the world when people dont get simple jokes!
 

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