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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
 
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I sent that joke to my girlfrind via ICQ. Here is her reply:

Oh NO! Thats awful!!!

!doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh:
 
UFO Hunter
It gets better though.

Flipper: I think it might be a joke!

Theresa: Not funny

Flipper: Read it again...

Theresa: Yeah. Cause its in a cemitary.

Theresa: Weird.
 
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In the words of Super Brat John Mcenroe "You cannot be serious" :shock: !wall:
 

PJ

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Flipper you should send that in to "Out of the mouths of babes" in FHM I am quite sure you would win whatever prize they had on offer.
I had a few blank looks from the ladies at work but that's common practice here.
I told our receptionist this morning that my Dad had sent me to the chemist to pick up his Viagra but they had changed it to a pharaceutical name -Mycoxafillin.
She told me I shouldn't be discussing my Dads private life with her.
I said it was a joke and she said not to her....I gave up after that !
 

Dan

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oh dear lord....

I just tried to explain that one to vicky PJ......

I got frustrated and told her I had to go!
 

PJ

Bencher
I hate having to explain jokes- as soon as you are asked to explain it you have lost any chance of it being funny but for some reason chicks insist on having them explained...
 

Dan

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I fear for the world when people dont get simple jokes!
 

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