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  1. clontaago

    By:clontaagoMay 5, 2005
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    Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
     
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    By:DanMay 5, 2005
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    ZING
     
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    I sent that joke to my girlfrind via ICQ. Here is her reply:

    Oh NO! Thats awful!!!

    !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh:
     
  5. clontaago

    By:clontaagoMay 5, 2005
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    She's not Irish is she?
     
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    It gets better though.

    Flipper: I think it might be a joke!

    Theresa: Not funny

    Flipper: Read it again...

    Theresa: Yeah. Cause its in a cemitary.

    Theresa: Weird.
     
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    By:clontaagoMay 5, 2005
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    Priceless, absolutely priceless. Please tell her she has made my day.
     
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    Will do. :lol:
     
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    By:FluffyMay 5, 2005
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    I take it she is blonde
     
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    By:The WheelMay 5, 2005
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    In the words of Super Brat John Mcenroe "You cannot be serious" :shock: !wall:
     
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    By:PJMay 5, 2005
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    Flipper you should send that in to "Out of the mouths of babes" in FHM I am quite sure you would win whatever prize they had on offer.
    I had a few blank looks from the ladies at work but that's common practice here.
    I told our receptionist this morning that my Dad had sent me to the chemist to pick up his Viagra but they had changed it to a pharaceutical name -Mycoxafillin.
    She told me I shouldn't be discussing my Dads private life with her.
    I said it was a joke and she said not to her....I gave up after that !
     
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    By:DanMay 5, 2005
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    oh dear lord....

    I just tried to explain that one to vicky PJ......

    I got frustrated and told her I had to go!
     
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    I hate having to explain jokes- as soon as you are asked to explain it you have lost any chance of it being funny but for some reason chicks insist on having them explained...
     
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    I fear for the world when people dont get simple jokes!
     
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