advice from silvertail dad's?
found out yesterday that my Partner and I are expecting a bub
. Visited the doc today and she told us that my partner will \"experience emotional highs and lows'? How much trouble am I in? !pray:
Expect this Nodd:
Phase 1: first few weeks is excitement at the thought of telling all her family and girlfriends and people she hasnt met yet
Phase 2: novelty wears off. Morning sickness sets in
Phase 3: its all your fault
Phase 4: make time to take her to 437 medical appointments
Phase 4: prepare for a retail buying frenzy
Phase 5: start the nesting syndrome including increased visits to mother in laws house for emotional support
Phase 6: argue over colour of painting the babys room
Phase 7: You may now investigate larger tits than you are used to
Phase 8: Its all still your fault
Phase 9: nesting turns into increased sexual appetite designed to bring on birth. Enjoy.
Phase 10: birth......nothing can prepare you and by the way, prior to an epidural inducing sleep, its all very much your farking fault