A joke for your Monday

[tookey]

Keary is very good at golf

He beats Uncle Nick every time

 

[40 years an eagle]

Your logic is sound, but we all know they aint paying him 700. This is Uncle Nick at his best and taking everyone along for the ride.

2.8M for 3 years is 933k/year, not 700.

 

[Cioran]

The Roosters contracts use to be a joke but they have gone far past that now and are just a piss take.

In saying that Kearys contract is about right for me, yeah he could get more elsewhere but is happy to stay for a little bit less. It was reported the Turbo brothers got offered more to leave but wanted to stay so took a little less, If I was a player signed at Manly on $700,000 a season for 4 years and a different club offered $1,000,000 for the same period I would be gone, especially if I was towards the end of my career. An extra $150,000 to $200,000 I would probably stay if I was happy at the club.

Some of there other contracts are suss though, like $BW.

I believe it was the Roosters who offered Tom and Jake the big dollars to come over to Bondi.

 

[CollaroyJo]

I don't know if I would call $2.8m over 3 years a cut-price deal. Still in the 10 top priced players in the game

Exactly and were told "forget it you have to pay market value" ??????????

 

[Jerry1]

I thought I heard the Morris brothers were on 250K a season. That would be without the brown paper bags then...

 

[mickqld]

$BW valued at $400K yet he's just given away $million contract. Give me a break. NRL = Zero credibility.

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

 

[HoldenV8]

 

[Highflier]

Correct e if I am wrong - didn't we try to do this with Gift and we were not allowed? If so, how can it be allowed now?

that was then and this now silly !!!!
Also dont forget that there was a giant Turd that was stuck in the anus of the NRL called Todd Greenc&%t ,the worst most appallingly inept ,duplicitous ,and incompetent administrator evvvver in the history of every sport from the Narrabean under 7 Fs thru to the NRL!!!
PVL is not perfect but my god he has shown up the previous management as corrupt dullards and I thank god every day that we dont have to listen ,look at or obey Z GRADE administrator ,(thats actually an insult to Z Grade administrators) Turd Greenbodd. We should have been afforded the same latitude and luxury with the Stewart's and Matai as all these other clubs have been over the last while and now with SBW. We would have, had it not been for that absolute 24 carrot c*&t !!!
F%k you Greenburg we are still here and you are not !! You are not remembered ,certainly not revered ,your dead and buried and just a forgettable shameful stain on Rugba League .
I probably need to let go of my hatred for that c%$t,but as much as I try I cant , he was so against us in every sense ,he never stopped trying to destroy us ,well fuk him !!!!!!!!

 

[Suchislife]

I may have misheard or they were giving a gee up but on talkin sport they said that Landy and the nrl would assist in helping the rooters get SBW. but don't our heart bleed for the poor chihuahua every time SBW name is mentioned as returning to the nrl the chihuahua fans pull out their wedding dress but when it comes to SBW and the doggies they will always be the bridesmaid and not the bride.

 

[ricardo]

Breaking: Roosters just announce a couple of new signings through to the end of the season. Just under the cap ...

 

[maxta]

Breaking: Roosters just announce a couple of new signings through to the end of the season. Just under the cap ...
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Yep but you forgot Payne Haas who has decided to terminate his 1 million a season contract and play at Roosters for $80,000, as he loves the Chicken emblem.....

 

[globaleagle]

Breaking: Roosters just announce a couple of new signings through to the end of the season. Just under the cap ...
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They'll get injury compensation for Tommy and they'll be able to sign.... I dunno...the whole Penrith team.

 

[Go manly]

that was then and this now silly !!!!
Also dont forget that there was a giant Turd that was stuck in the anus of the NRL called Todd Greenc&%t ,the worst most appallingly inept ,duplicitous ,and incompetent administrator evvvver in the history of every sport from the Narrabean under 7 Fs thru to the NRL!!!
PVL is not perfect but my god he has shown up the previous management as corrupt dullards and I thank god every day that we dont have to listen ,look at or obey Z GRADE administrator ,(thats actually an insult to Z Grade administrators) Turd Greenbodd. We should have been afforded the same latitude and luxury with the Stewart's and Matai as all these other clubs have been over the last while and now with SBW. We would have, had it not been for that absolute 24 carrot c*&t !!!
F%k you Greenburg we are still here and you are not !! You are not remembered ,certainly not revered ,your dead and buried and just a forgettable shameful stain on Rugba League .
I probably need to let go of my hatred for that c%$t,but as much as I try I cant , he was so against us in every sense ,he never stopped trying to destroy us ,well fuk him !!!!!!!!

Spot on mate