A Joke for the Lefties or non politically correct

The Wheel

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A Somali arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,

"Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country!"

But the passer by says, "You are mistaken, I am from Ireland."

The man goes on and encounters another passer by.

"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Australia."

The person says, "I no Australian, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,

shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Australia."

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iraq, I am not an Australian."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an Australian?"

She says, "No, I am from New Zealand."

So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Australians?"

The New Zealand lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at Work."
 
I have Kiwi heritage and take huge offence at that joke. some people need to be more considerate of others when posting :naughty:
 
Your relos might be from NZ Garts, but anything coming from the land of the long white queue would struggle to be defined as "Heritage" 🙂
 
[quote author=Garts]
I have Kiwi heritage and take huge offence at that joke. some people need to be more considerate of others when posting :naughty:
Where do you keep your sheep??? :lol:

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I often wondered why as a young fella I would get strange urges when around sheep. I have now learnt to control them!!!!
 

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